Time for a Romo Haiku!!

[GimmeTheBall!]

What a true artform
Is a Romo throw unless
Jessica is there



Romo to Witten
Never a lovelier sight
Except Troy to Jay​

(Hey, like you can do better!)

 

[Faerluna]

The Cowboys flourish
With Romo, strong at the helm
Romomania

 

[Paniolo22]

Romo will bounce back
TO, Witten, harmony
Panthers will be prey

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Fifty thousand watts
Drama, dismay, attention,
Water on dry sand

 

[smarta5150]

Fifty thousand watts
Drama, dismay, attention,
Water on dry sand

Winna!

You know me, the stalker, the ball of hate, the "eye queen" loves this one.

 

[pancakeman]

I can admit it.
Going 12 and 2 makes me
Romosexual.

 

[Paniolo22]

Picking up pieces
Putting it back together
Super Bowl Trophy

 

[percyhoward]

Que barbaridad
Concentrate en jugar
Antonio Romo

 

[Paniolo22]

Que barbaridad
Concentrate en jugar
Antonio Romo

Nice That works if you pronounce Antonio as An-tone-yo Romo.

 

[smarta5150]

Nice That works if you pronounce Antonio as An-tone-yo Romo.

Translation

 

[percyhoward]

Nice That works if you pronounce Antonio as An-tone-yo Romo.

Which is how you pronounce it.

(roughly)
Wow... just wow
Get your head in the game.

 

[Paniolo22]

Which is how you pronounce it.

(roughly)
Wow... just wow
Get your head in the game.

Well, there are a lot of people out there that would say An-to ni-o. 4 syllables. Not a big deal, and the "Nice" comment was being real not sarcastic. I liked the spanish touch.

 

[percyhoward]

Well, there are a lot of people out there that would say An-to ni-o. 4 syllables. Not a big deal, and the "Nice" comment was being real not sarcastic. I liked the spanish touch.

No hay problema.

But believe me, Antonio is a 3-syllable word in Spanish. So is farmacia, for example. Gotta stick to those Haiku rules, after all.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

The Cowboys flourish
With Romo, strong at the helm
Romomania

:starspin

 

[vicjagger]

...Haiku rules, after all.

No, Limericks rule.

There once was a guy named Romo
For whom the game seemed in slo-mo
He said "it's so simple"
with his trademark dimple
"Now go get me a cup o' Joe, Mo".

 

[Paniolo22]

No, Limericks rule.

There once was a guy named Romo
For whom the game seemed in slo-mo
He said "it's so simple"
with his trademark dimple
"Now go get me a cup o' Joe, Mo".

How about "Now go out and catch the ball, TO"

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Romomania

"she loves him... yeah, yeah, yeah.... she loves him yeah, yeah, yeah"

 

[tommymac22]

Everyone mouthes my boy Romo
Be careful man cause you son's homo.

You may be mad bout 64 million
but I'd be happy to have jessica's chilrin.

she likes chitlins and red beans
But I Love them drama queens

Don't mess with my boy, my boy T.O.
He understands I don't love them hoes.

You can ***** and you can laugh,
But understand the aftermath

TO with kill you,
like Witten Can
It's enough to hurt a grown man,

If thats not enough to kill the masses,
Here come the Barbarian to clean your *****,
He can juke,
And he can jive, enough to let Crayton get in your hive.

Mess with us you'll wind up dead,
Cause my homeboy Garrett gets in your head

We don't miss the tuna, we don't miss his sins,
All we miss are the super bowl wins.

 

[Paniolo22]

Everyone mouthes my boy Romo
Be careful man cause you son's homo.

You may be mad bout 64 million
but I'd be happy to have jessica's chilrin.

she likes chitlins and red beans
But I Love them drama queens

Don't mess with my boy, my boy T.O.
He understands I don't love them hoes.

You can ***** and you can laugh,
But understand the aftermath

TO with kill you,
like Witten Can
It's enough to hurt a grown man,

If thats not enough to kill the masses,
Here come the Barbarian to clean your *****,
He can juke,
And he can jive, enough to let Crayton get in your hive.

Mess with us you'll wind up dead,
Cause my homeboy Garrett gets in your head

We don't miss the tuna, we don't miss his sins,
All we miss are the super bowl wins.

Whoa.

 

[smarta5150]

Whoa.

I wanna see the video