Time machine problems

[Reverend Conehead]

Rev, can I take the Time Machine back to the 80s? I wanna take Vanity on a date, but I can't let Sheila E. find out. Also Rev. you didn't find some purple tiger striped pants in the back seat? Those are mine.

Right now because of temporal currents, if we go back to the 80s, we can only go back to Germany. Therefore, I could hook you up with Nina Hagen if you want. You might like her. Here she is:

 

[timb2]

Right now because of temporal currents, if we go back to the 80s, we can only go back to Germany. Therefore, I could hook you up with Nina Hagen if you want. You might like her. Here she is:

How about this Nena?

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

I'm in on a voyage to 1955 , If I strike out with Sophia Loren then I'll take a shot at Gina Lollobrigida.

Costs?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I'm in on a voyage to 1955 , If I strike out with Sophia Loren then I'll take a shot at Gina Lollobrigida.

Costs?

I'll take you back for $40,013.13. Safety not guaranteed.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

How about this Nena?

You're welcome to try, but I have to warn you about her. I had a date with her, and she has a thing about putting a mini noose around a dude's [censored].

 

[Melonfeud]

I believe you have to much "time" on your hands!!!

*He's such an Misadventureous sort of forum fellow ( dude ain't taking the time to properly sequence the linear protracted ratio of neutron output in the flow emitter to his time port receptor,he's such a conehead, huh?,,, Dude prolly best be ck'n the PH balance of his pool water,,,,just saying,ya know

 

[Xelda]

@Reverend Conehead did you forget this one? I mean, since you're going to the trouble anyway.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

Wish me luck. I will get back to 1965 France and I will sweep that young Catherine Deneuve off her feet. I'll finally get this machine into perfect adjustment and complete this mission.

Zzzzz. I'd go party with Jimbo & Ray Manzarek in Venice.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

@Reverend Conehead did you forget this one? I mean, since you're going to the trouble anyway.

I'd go hook up with pmoy Marilyn Lange in Hawaii 1974.