Let it be noted that in 1968 I made the following predictions that will prove that I, gimme, proud son of the Hills of Farmers Branch, too, am presiant.
1. That by 1998, men would tell other mans: "I love you man" and not be ridiculed like Eli Manning.
2. That by 2018, telephones would be mobile, would show Perry Mason on TV and the large extension cords would no longer be necessary.
3. That by 2009, children too would be able to smoke cigarettes on airliners (OK, that was not accurate)
4. That by 2014, the Dallas Cowboys would change there name to the Dallas Millionaires (OK, another won that did not pan out)
5. That by 2014, tacos would be sold door to door by Taco Bell, because that was a world I wanted to live in.
6. that by 2025, if woman can survive, we'd have Women's Championship Wrestling 24 hours a day by going to the local Convention Center fueled by the sun. Carsto take us to the SunVention Center would use plutonium for fuel that could be bought at the drugstore.
7. that by 2015, the little boy in "Lost in Space" would be coach of the Dallas Cowboys
8. that by 2018 NFL Commissioner Jim Brown would mandate all NFL executives and owners wear prayer fezes during meetings.
9. That by 2014, a woman would run for governor of Texas (I was just kidding when i made that prediction)
10. That by 1996, the Partridge Family would continue its reign as the most excellent rock band in the world. And Barbara Streisand Paige would have concerts available just by picking up the phone. (Damn, I missed those by a mile.)
