Today, I Met the World's Dumbest Steelers Fan

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This guy borders on being as dumb as the Commanders guy who told me the team is named after a brand of peanut, not Native Americans.

He did a plumbing job for me and came to my office to have me sign the invoice. My office is decorated with Cowboys stuff. He comments on that then tells me he is a Steelers fan.

I said, "well, as much as it pains me to say it, I think you guys are the team to beat."

He replied, "I hope not. I'd like to see some new blood in there. I'm rooting for the Cardinals against the Ravens."

I said, "you do realize this would be a sixth Super Bowl, more than anyone else?"

He replied, "yeah, that's why I want someone new to win it. We have ours."

I said, "so you're not a huge Steelers fans then."

He replied, "oh yeah. One of the biggest. I come from that part of the country from a whole family of Steelers fans."

Then he left.

I must have had a really dumbfounded look on my face. Every time I think about it, I get the same confused thoughts running through my dome. The let this guy drive and have sharp tools like drain snakes.

I can't even fathom this.
 
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Hostile;2574754 said:
This guy borders on being as dumb as the Commanders guy who told me the team is named after a brand of peanut, not Native Americans.

He did a plumbing job for me and came to my office to have me sign the invoice. My office is decorated with Cowboys stuff. He comments on that then tells me he is a Steelers fan.

I said, "well, as much as it pains me to say it, I think you guys are the team to beat."

He replied, "I hope not. I'd like to see some new blood in there. I'm rooting for the Cardinals against the Ravens."

I said, "you do realize this would be a sixth Super Bowl, more than anyone else?"

He replied, "yeah, that's why I want someone new to win it. We have ours."

I said, "so you're not a huge Steelers fans then."

He replied, "oh yeah. One of the biggest. I come from that part of the country from a whole family of Steelers fans."

Then he left.

I must have had a really dumbfounded look on my face. Every time I think about it, I get the same confused thoughts running through my dome. The let this guy drive and have sharp tools like drain snakes.

I can't even fathom this.
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I'm confused. Did you or did you not touch his drain snake?
 
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bbgun;2574790 said:
I'm confused. Did you or did you not touch his drain snake?
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I didn't even shake his hand. I was afraid the stupidity was contagious.
 

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Hostile;2574803 said:
I didn't even shake his hand. I was afraid the stupidity was contagious.
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I've never met a sports fan that magnanimous. I'm also going to assume that this is the first time "magnanimous" has been used on this board.
 
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I agree with the Die Hard, Big Time Steelers fan.

Cardinals or Ravens... I will take either.

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bbgun;2574814 said:
I've never met a sports fan that magnanimous. I'm also going to assume that this is the first time "magnanimous" has been used on this board.
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Hostile;2574754 said:
This guy borders on being as dumb as the Commanders guy who told me the team is named after a brand of peanut, not Native Americans.

He did a plumbing job for me and came to my office to have me sign the invoice. My office is decorated with Cowboys stuff. He comments on that then tells me he is a Steelers fan.

I said, "well, as much as it pains me to say it, I think you guys are the team to beat."

He replied, "I hope not. I'd like to see some new blood in there. I'm rooting for the Cardinals against the Ravens."

I said, "you do realize this would be a sixth Super Bowl, more than anyone else?"

He replied, "yeah, that's why I want someone new to win it. We have ours."

I said, "so you're not a huge Steelers fans then."

He replied, "oh yeah. One of the biggest. I come from that part of the country from a whole family of Steelers fans."

Then he left.

I must have had a really dumbfounded look on my face. Every time I think about it, I get the same confused thoughts running through my dome. The let this guy drive and have sharp tools like drain snakes.

I can't even fathom this.
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How can this guy be a Steeler fan?? If the Cowboys were in the same position as the Steelers right now, the last thing I would be thinking is we have enough Super Bowls. That guy is not a fan.
 
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