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I checked in with the soccer guys. This was their assessment:
Stop................calling...............it..............soccer!

One of the 2 games is played by kicking a round ball around with a part of your body called.............let me think...........oh yeh, your foot. So let's add those 2 words together and call it football.

The other game is played over the Atlantic and only 2 players on the entire team use their actual foot when playing the game (1 tonight if we don't count Maher)!!

Which of the 2 games do you think legitimately should be called football? Other games with sensible names could include - basketball, netball, volleyball.

I'm having a joke and a rant but, do you guys over in America ever look at that and think maybe we've got the names wrong on these 2 sports or do you stick with the convention that the rest of the world is wrong?
 

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Stop................calling...............it..............soccer!

One of the 2 games is played by kicking a round ball around with a part of your body called.............let me think...........oh yeh, your foot. So let's add those 2 words together and call it football.

The other game is played over the Atlantic and only 2 players on the entire team use their actual foot when playing the game (1 tonight if we don't count Maher)!!

Which of the 2 games do you think legitimately should be called football? Other games with sensible names could include - basketball, netball, volleyball.

I'm having a joke and a rant but, do you guys over in America ever look at that and think maybe we've got the names wrong on these 2 sports or do you stick with the convention that the rest of the world is wrong?
Next up, let's have Your view on calling it a "Touchdown".
To be fair, They learned that from Us
 

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Stop................calling...............it..............soccer!

One of the 2 games is played by kicking a round ball around with a part of your body called.............let me think...........oh yeh, your foot. So let's add those 2 words together and call it football.

The other game is played over the Atlantic and only 2 players on the entire team use their actual foot when playing the game (1 tonight if we don't count Maher)!!

Which of the 2 games do you think legitimately should be called football? Other games with sensible names could include - basketball, netball, volleyball.

I'm having a joke and a rant but, do you guys over in America ever look at that and think maybe we've got the names wrong on these 2 sports or do you stick with the convention that the rest of the world is wrong?
Isn't there a popular show out of the UK called "Soccer Saturday"

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Stop................calling...............it..............soccer!

One of the 2 games is played by kicking a round ball around with a part of your body called.............let me think...........oh yeh, your foot. So let's add those 2 words together and call it football.

The other game is played over the Atlantic and only 2 players on the entire team use their actual foot when playing the game (1 tonight if we don't count Maher)!!

Which of the 2 games do you think legitimately should be called football? Other games with sensible names could include - basketball, netball, volleyball.

I'm having a joke and a rant but, do you guys over in America ever look at that and think maybe we've got the names wrong on these 2 sports or do you stick with the convention that the rest of the world is wrong?
Soccer Sucks.
 

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Stop................calling...............it..............soccer!

One of the 2 games is played by kicking a round ball around with a part of your body called.............let me think...........oh yeh, your foot. So let's add those 2 words together and call it football.

The other game is played over the Atlantic and only 2 players on the entire team use their actual foot when playing the game (1 tonight if we don't count Maher)!!

Which of the 2 games do you think legitimately should be called football? Other games with sensible names could include - basketball, netball, volleyball.

I'm having a joke and a rant but, do you guys over in America ever look at that and think maybe we've got the names wrong on these 2 sports or do you stick with the convention that the rest of the world is wrong?
No. No one here gives a ****. You call it what you want, and we have our football. Simple.
 

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BREAKING NEWS!

Tom Brady responsible for sudden international conflict over sports terms!

This has been BREAKING NEWS!
 

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What do you expect? Brady is a convicted cheater, been cheating one way or another his whole career.
 
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