Tony Romo Cartoon

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This is a little cold but oh well. Has Jessica gotten pretty big lately? Haven't seen any pics :confused:
Notice Ronald McDonald in the background :)
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I don't understand how a person can gain that much weight in that short amount of time. I literally couldn't do it if even if I sat around eating Mickey Ds 24/7. I still don't think thats her, her facial features look different, idk.
 
casmith07;2607834 said:
I just hope she isn't pregnant.

I'd say anything is possible, but I'd hope she wasn't cruel enough to try and hide it by squeezing the alleged fetus with two belts.
 
ajk23az;2607810 said:
This is a little cold but oh well. Has Jessica gotten pretty big lately? Haven't seen any pics :confused:
Notice Ronald McDonald in the background :)
01282009.jpg

Forget Jessica Simpson. The artist drew Tony Romo looking absolutely anorexic himself. It's understandable that the humor of the cartoon was mostly based on establishing how different they "looked" side-by-side, but damn...
 
TheCount;2607849 said:
I'd say anything is possible, but I'd hope she wasn't cruel enough to try and hide it by squeezing the alleged fetus with two belts.
:laugh2:
 
I saw her on Letterman less than 6 months ago. If that is her she has put on 50+ pounds.

Either she has a medical (thyroid) problem, has the most serious weight gain in the history of man or is pregnant.
 
She is gaining weight to be one of Michael Irvin's 12 training camp wanna be's!
 
Start drinking, Tony.

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I now dub her "Jessica Nicole Smith"



or "Kirstie Simpson" if you prefer....
 
RoadRunner;2607882 said:
I think she's pregnant.

Not to burst your theory, but pregnant women usually gain weight in one specific area early on rather than the all over fat that Jessica is sporting.
 
Part of it is also the pants. Those high waist pants would make Kate Moss look bad.
 

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