Tony Romo......I want to play a game

[Jigsaw]

Hello Mr. Romo......I want to play a game. The rules are simple, in what could loosely be called your nfl career you have risen from an undrafted prospect and by fate have blossemed into an NFL starting QB. You have found yourself in the national spotlight, dating high profile celebrities and making the world quickly forget about Drew Bledsoe. But now with your once promising career on the line, time is not on your side.

Your QB rating has been decent, However.....your padded numbers have been quite deceiving. And as a result you were prematurely annointed a 'pro bowl' qb. But what exactly is that I ask? It means that hundreds of mindless armchair fans have been fooled into thinking you are a playmaker and cast their vote. But the fans obviously haven't taken a deeper look into the numbers...wins against the likes of TB, ARI, ATL, CAR were far from awe inspiring. One lucky win against the Colts don't necessarily qualify you as a superstar.

You have one chance only to atone for your pathetic facade....Next week you will go into a hostile environment...but the question is will the defending NFC champs be too hostile for you to handle? If you fail your test, you will go down in the doldrums with the rest of the high profile Dallas QB prospects....Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchison, Drew Henson, Clint Stoerner.....and with Bill Parcells inevitable demise, your job is far from secure with a new coaching staff. Save yourself from a premature demise of mediorcraty.

The choice is yours.....

 

[The30YardSlant]

Awesome sock

Mods, please dont move or delete this thread :laugh2:

 

[Cochese]

Idiotic. I really cant believe the garbage that comes to the Zone after a loss.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Idiotic. I really cant believe the garbage that comes to the Zone after a loss.

Have you ever seen the movie "Saw"? If you have, this is funny stuff :laugh2:

 

[windward]

Hello Mr. Romo......I want to play a game. The rules are simple, in what could loosely be called your nfl career you have risen from an undrafted prospect and by fate have blossemed into an NFL starting QB. You have found yourself in the national spotlight, dating high profile celebrities and making the world quickly forget about Drew Bledsoe. But now with your once promising career on the line, time is not on your side.

Your QB rating has been decent, However.....your padded numbers have been quite deceiving. And as a result you were prematurely annointed a 'pro bowl' qb. But what exactly is that I ask? It means that hundreds of mindless armchair fans have been fooled into thinking you are a playmaker and cast their vote. But the fans obviously haven't taken a deeper look into the numbers...wins against the likes of TB, ARI, ATL, CAR were far from awe inspiring. One lucky win against the Colts don't necessarily qualify you as a superstar.

You have one chance only to atone for your pathetic facade....Next week you will go into a hostile environment...but the question is will the defending NFC champs be too hostile for you to handle? If you fail your test, you will go down in the doldrums with the rest of the high profile Dallas QB prospects....Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchison, Drew Henson, Clint Stoerner.....and with Bill Parcells inevitable demise, your job is far from secure with a new coaching staff. Save yourself from a premature demise of mediorcraty.

The choice is yours.....

So if Romo loses we should get rid of him?

What a maroon.

 

[Fan Since 77]

Yeah, blaming Romo for our problems is about as ******** as you can get on this board. This board gets pretty ******** too.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Guys, it's a joke.

 

[Fan Since 77]

Guys, it's a joke.

Your sense of humor is the equivalent of a ten year old, hence the reason you think it's funny.

DUDES HAVE YOU SEEN SAW HEHE HAHEHEHEHE HDUUUHHH DROOOL.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Your sense of humor is the equivalent of a ten year old, hence the reason you think it's funny.

DUDES HAVE YOU SEEN SAW HEHE HAHEHEHEHE HDUUUHHH DROOOL.

Negativity and pessism are your areas of expertice

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Hello Mr. Romo......I want to play a game. The rules are simple, in what could loosely be called your nfl career you have risen from an undrafted prospect and by fate have blossemed into an NFL starting QB. You have found yourself in the national spotlight, dating high profile celebrities and making the world quickly forget about Drew Bledsoe. But now with your once promising career on the line, time is not on your side.

Your QB rating has been decent, However.....your padded numbers have been quite deceiving. And as a result you were prematurely annointed a 'pro bowl' qb. But what exactly is that I ask? It means that hundreds of mindless armchair fans have been fooled into thinking you are a playmaker and cast their vote. But the fans obviously haven't taken a deeper look into the numbers...wins against the likes of TB, ARI, ATL, CAR were far from awe inspiring. One lucky win against the Colts don't necessarily qualify you as a superstar.

You have one chance only to atone for your pathetic facade....Next week you will go into a hostile environment...but the question is will the defending NFC champs be too hostile for you to handle? If you fail your test, you will go down in the doldrums with the rest of the high profile Dallas QB prospects....Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchison, Drew Henson, Clint Stoerner.....and with Bill Parcells inevitable demise, your job is far from secure with a new coaching staff. Save yourself from a premature demise of mediorcraty.

The choice is yours.....

For your second post, do one of these for the defense, and the 3rd for Jerry Jones.

 

[Fan Since 77]

Negativity and pessism are your areas of expertice

pot
kettle
black

 

[Jigsaw]

For your second post, do one of these for the defense, and the 3rd for Jerry Jones.

The game has only just begun......and there are far too many undeserving players on this roster perfect to be my next subject.

Romo is the biggest piece to my puzzle.

 

[SupermanXx]

lmao.... good gosh

best. post. ever.

 

[BigDFan5]

gimmick posting sucks

 

[dback]

Hello Mr. Romo......I want to play a game. The rules are simple, in what could loosely be called your nfl career you have risen from an undrafted prospect and by fate have blossemed into an NFL starting QB. You have found yourself in the national spotlight, dating high profile celebrities and making the world quickly forget about Drew Bledsoe. But now with your once promising career on the line, time is not on your side.

Your QB rating has been decent, However.....your padded numbers have been quite deceiving. And as a result you were prematurely annointed a 'pro bowl' qb. But what exactly is that I ask? It means that hundreds of mindless armchair fans have been fooled into thinking you are a playmaker and cast their vote. But the fans obviously haven't taken a deeper look into the numbers...wins against the likes of TB, ARI, ATL, CAR were far from awe inspiring. One lucky win against the Colts don't necessarily qualify you as a superstar.

You have one chance only to atone for your pathetic facade....Next week you will go into a hostile environment...but the question is will the defending NFC champs be too hostile for you to handle? If you fail your test, you will go down in the doldrums with the rest of the high profile Dallas QB prospects....Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchison, Drew Henson, Clint Stoerner.....and with Bill Parcells inevitable demise, your job is far from secure with a new coaching staff. Save yourself from a premature demise of mediorcraty.

The choice is yours.....

Awesome

:worthy2::worthy2::worthy2:

 

[CalCBFan]

So if Romo loses we should get rid of him?

What a maroon.

I take it you meant "moron" not some kind of cookie...

 

[D-BOI99]

Jigsaw you should play a game with Zimmer.

 

[dre1614]

i thought Jigsaw died, and his female friend took over?

guess not

 

[Bullet22]

The defense should be worried..Romo is the least of any new coaches worries...no one under 12 post please...