Top 10 MNF Facts

[DeaconMoss]

:shades:

1) Tony I am not as good as the comedian they tried last year and didn't work Kornhole, and Joe I was nothing without Riggins and Monk Theisman are absolutely horrible!

2)Always announce the Cowboys starting defense when we play!
AddendumA: If the opposing teams starters gain 9 yards in the first quarter and got their first 1st down at the 2:50 mark in the second quarter - see number#2
AddendumB: Reggie Bush never played a LB as good in space as DeMarcus Ware
AddendumC: Best 3 Defenses in NFL Bears, Boys and Giants

3) Pat McQuistan is no Flozell Adams
AddendumA: I am worried about blocking the pass rush of the teams we have to play.
AddendumB: Fabini looked good on his assignments

4) Terry Glenn and Drew Bledsoe are some oldie but goodies
AddendumA: Glenn had 2 catches on the same drive that were midseason pro-bowl quality
AddendumB: Bledsoe missed a couple of easy ones, but looked great in his first live action
AddendumC: Romo is sweeeeeeeet and Theisman wished he was that mobile when LT came after him.
AddendumD: Drew get a Hent son you are running the scout team until further notice

5) Saints may not win 2 games this year
addendumA:What was Sean Payton thinking when he was being groomed for this job by Parcells and Jones and went to New Orleans?

6) MB3 is still an all around better back than Jones (I am glad we have them both)

7) I am not a TO fan and may be a hater, but Sam u havent Hurd? and Jamaica all up in your Rectorm are damn good receivers.
AddendumA: Drew Brees is making more money than TO and has a longer deal
AddendumB: My name is not Terrance Cooper!!!!!!!!!

8) Fasano is becoming a really good blocker or the Saints haven't worked on a FB trap in practice yet

9) Vanderjagdt(sp) better heal fast b/c we need an experienced Kicker to make a serious run into the playoffs
AddendumA:If he is not healthy will he get cut like Cundiff?

10) :suxskins:

:starspin

 

[DeaconMoss]

at least post in the humor category!!!

 

[DeaconMoss]

 

[DeaconMoss]

Who is Joe Favre Jerrah?

 

[DeaconMoss]

How much are the Romo throwing gloves going for in the cowboys store?

 

[DeaconMoss]

summerisfunner is crazy

 

[stag hunter]

:shades:

1) Tony I am not as good as the comedian they tried last year and didn't work Kornhole, and Joe I was nothing without Riggins and Monk Theisman are absolutely horrible!

2)Always announce the Cowboys starting defense when we play!
AddendumA: If the opposing teams starters gain 9 yards in the first quarter and got their first 1st down at the 2:50 mark in the second quarter - see number#2
AddendumB: Reggie Bush never played a LB as good in space as DeMarcus Ware
AddendumC: Best 3 Defenses in NFL Bears, Boys and Giants

3) Pat McQuistan is no Flozell Adams
AddendumA: I am worried about blocking the pass rush of the teams we have to play.
AddendumB: Fabini looked good on his assignments

4) Terry Glenn and Drew Bledsoe are some oldie but goodies
AddendumA: Glenn had 2 catches on the same drive that were midseason pro-bowl quality
AddendumB: Bledsoe missed a couple of easy ones, but looked great in his first live action
AddendumC: Romo is sweeeeeeeet and Theisman wished he was that mobile when LT came after him.
AddendumD: Drew get a Hent son you are running the scout team until further notice

5) Saints may not win 2 games this year
addendumA:What was Sean Payton thinking when he was being groomed for this job by Parcells and Jones and went to New Orleans?

6) MB3 is still an all around better back than Jones (I am glad we have them both)

7) I am not a TO fan and may be a hater, but Sam u havent Hurd? and Jamaica all up in your Rectorm are damn good receivers.
AddendumA: Drew Brees is making more money than TO and has a longer deal
AddendumB: My name is not Terrance Cooper!!!!!!!!!

8) Fasano is becoming a really good blocker or the Saints haven't worked on a FB trap in practice yet

9) Vanderjagdt(sp) better heal fast b/c we need an experienced Kicker to make a serious run into the playoffs
AddendumA:If he is not healthy will he get cut like Cundiff?

10) :suxskins:

:starspin

only thing ive ever seen posted on this board that made me chuckle out loud, everyone else thinks the same 4 jokes posted 8 million times per thread are funny but this thread gets no replies.. go figure

 

[DeaconMoss]

I hope Romo's glove outsells that guys jersey.

 

[DeaconMoss]

I wish Parcells brought Columbo in to replace Adams so we could have punched it in possibly.

 

[DragonCowboy]

Hahaha Tirico is such an idiot: "Cooper!"

I hated Kornheiser also. All he really did all game was bash Bledsoe or the Cowboys. He also made fun of Tony Romo's gloves, and talked WAAAYYYY too much about it.

 

[goshan]

Someone actually thought this was funny?
Stick to your day job.

 

[DeaconMoss]

Now thats original.

 

[peplaw06]

Hahaha Tirico is such an idiot: "Cooper!"

I hated Kornheiser also. All he really did all game was bash Bledsoe or the Cowboys. He also made fun of Tony Romo's gloves, and talked WAAAYYYY too much about it.

Funny Dragon I seem to remember you coming into chat when it was 20-7 asking what the score was.

Kornheiser IMO was pretty good in the first half

 

[fortdick]

Is it me, or was ESPN's version of Monday Night Football about the cheapest production in pro football? They showed very few replays, talked too much about nonfootball things, were boring, and the camera angles were all the same. Like they only had one camera out there.

They talked through the play by play about New Orleans, gloves, and sundry bull that I didn't want to hear. They were overdoing the humor thing and falling flat. Theismann contradicted himself more than once (i.e.; saying Reggie Bush would be best running inside and getting to the second level, then two minutes later saying Bush can't run inside)

Just a cheap production overall by ESPN.