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I hope this isn't too off topic for this forum, but I needed to vent.
Top 10 Things to Do While Waiting for the Official Dallas Cowboys Web Site to Load:
10. Hastily launch a dozen other browser windows in a vain attempt to speed things up (only to slow things down even more by hammering the official server with even more requests and further limiting my bandwidth).
9. Put the finishing touches on my giant offseason papier-mache tribute to the Zone Blitz.
8. Torch giant papier-mache offseason tribute to the Zone Blitz the instant I realize camp is open!
7. Simultaneously participate in 8-10 fantasy football drafts.
6. Finalize 'Pigskin Gormet Munchies' menu (note to self: need more grease).
5. Send out bulk mailer and change outgoing message on answering machine notifying all friends, family, telemarketers, etc. I shall be incommunicado the first and seventh day of every week for the next five months.
4. Re-touch "Dallas Cowboys Fans Only" sign painted on driveway.
3. Watch paint dry.
2. Add second coat. See #3.
1. Cautiously look over my shoulder every few seconds to make sure my boss doesn't see how I'm using company time. (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get me.)
Top 10 Things to Do While Waiting for the Official Dallas Cowboys Web Site to Load:
10. Hastily launch a dozen other browser windows in a vain attempt to speed things up (only to slow things down even more by hammering the official server with even more requests and further limiting my bandwidth).
9. Put the finishing touches on my giant offseason papier-mache tribute to the Zone Blitz.
8. Torch giant papier-mache offseason tribute to the Zone Blitz the instant I realize camp is open!
7. Simultaneously participate in 8-10 fantasy football drafts.
6. Finalize 'Pigskin Gormet Munchies' menu (note to self: need more grease).
5. Send out bulk mailer and change outgoing message on answering machine notifying all friends, family, telemarketers, etc. I shall be incommunicado the first and seventh day of every week for the next five months.
4. Re-touch "Dallas Cowboys Fans Only" sign painted on driveway.
3. Watch paint dry.
2. Add second coat. See #3.
1. Cautiously look over my shoulder every few seconds to make sure my boss doesn't see how I'm using company time. (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get me.)
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