Top 5 Reasons why the Cowboys will win the Superbowl this year

[CowboysFaninHouston]

1) Dak Prescott is the QB

2) Dak Prescott is the QB

3) Dak Prescott is the QB

4) Dak Prescott is the QB

5) Dak Prescott is the QB

LOL. this was actually funny.

 

[Typhus]

Damn. Can we talk?
Ginger or Mary Ann?
There, that is better.

Either would be my choice now, would even consider Lovey at this point....

 

[ESisback]

And this isn't trolling?

Extreme positive is trolling.
Extreme negative is realistic.

 

[john van brocklin]

1) Dak Prescott is the QB

2) Dak Prescott is the QB

3) Dak Prescott is the QB

4) Dak Prescott is the QB

5) Dak Prescott is the QB

Like Dak, but we have too many issues to win the SB.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

ginger……I like the nasty ones…..although Maryanne had one helluva body

Yeah!
Also ... Mary Ann wrote a cookbook.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Either would be my choice now, would even consider Lovey at this point....

 

[ESisback]

Yeah!
Also ... Mary Ann wrote a cookbook.

And she smoked weed!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

And she smoked weed!

Damn, son.
@Typhus, old chap, I am switching my vote to Mary Ann!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

…..that’s nasty. No appetite for cream pie

Well the DOMINANT (did you hear tha, @J12B ? ) mantis did take her to dinner.

 

[ESisback]

Damn, son.
@Typhus, old chap, I am switching my vote to Mary Ann!

They have headshops in the UK, right?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

They have headshops in the UK, right?

Go to the head of the class, me good lad!
They are called headshops. Sometimes smoke shops in small burgs where all smoke products and devises are sold.
Pity me boys there don't have the Austin and deep Ellum quality of herbal remedies.

(I write this based on second hand information and only fair trade (very fair, exhorbitant, I'd say) product is endorsed.)

 

[Typhus]

Damn, son.
@Typhus, old chap, I am switching my vote to Mary Ann!

Now you got me streaming old Gilligans Island episodes and telling the wife to wear pony tails.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Now you got me streaming old Gilligans Island episodes and telling the wife to wear pony tails.

Egads. When a fiend suggested I sample the Gilligan chap. I quickly became disenchanted how the professor could develop synthetic gas, make carbon batteries and build a radio but miss umpteenth chances to get rescued.
Me gods, the Harlem Globe-Trotters, Russian cosmonauts and the June Taylor dancers cpould NOT GET THEM OFF THE ISLAND!!!! Explain that? they could not be rscued for how many seasons???

I must sit before I get dizzy and all Ranched...some tea and camomille and goat essence should revive me...

 

[kskboys]

Rams/KC/LAC/LV/GB/SF/Den/Buff/TB/Cincy all get suspended.

 

[ESisback]

Rams/KC/LAC/LV/GB/SF/Den/Buff/TB/Cincy all get suspended.

For watching Gilligan’s Island!

 

[LACowboysFan1]

That's only one reason.

Repeating it 5 times doesn't make it 5 reasons.

Try again....

 

[cityochamps]

…….I like Gladiator movies

 

[shabazz]

Yeah!
Also ... Mary Ann wrote a cookbook.

“How to serve Man”?……….Twilight Zone reference

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

“How to serve Man”?……….Twilight Zone reference

"To Serve Man"

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

DUH!