Reverend Conehead
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Our hotdog stand guy has grown complacent and doesn't even care about this team. I'm getting sick and tired of his bad attitude. He underestimates the power of his position to affect team morale. It's his fault we had a 6 and 10 season. He's been around way too long. The Bills' stadium has this really cute girl running their hotdog stand. She's way more enthusiastic and nice than our dude, and she's a looker to boot. I'm going to write to Jerry and demand that we trade our hotdog stand guy and one pretty cheerleader to the Bills for their cute hotdog stand lady. This will be a game changer. Who's with me?