Troll Mock

[BrAinPaiNt]

Fan Speak...CBS Big Board.

All of these picks are pretty much BPA or equal at the spot they were taken but I tried to pick some players that most would turn their nose up or be upset about Sadly...we are due
for at least one what in the world is going on pick (TE's like Bennett and Escobar or Hitchens at LB)

So keep in mind this is just for a little fun.


27: R1P27

TE MAXX WILLIAMS
MINNESOTA
60: R2P28

RB AMEER ABDULLAH
NEBRASKA
91: R3P27

WR RASHAD GREENE
FLORIDA STATE
127: R4P28

DE LYNDEN TRAIL
NORFOLK STATE
163: R5P27

CB LORENZO DOSS
TULANE
236: R7P19

S TEVIN MCDONALD
EASTERN WASHINGTON
243: R7P26

OT LAURENCE GIBSON
VIRGINIA TECH
27: R1P27

 

[sureletsrace]

Maxx Williams in the first would make me go brutal melee on my TV.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Maxx Williams in the first would make me go brutal melee on my TV.

But you would be ok if he slipped to the second and we took him?!!

hehehe

Yeah...I would be upset, to put it mildly, if we took him in the first.

 

[Outlaw Heroes]

Ugh. You're good at this trolling thing, BP. Maybe you should give up your staff membership and take it up full time.

 

[VACowboy]

I'd actually love Rashad Greene in the 3rd.

 

[Thatkidbob]

And I wouldn't mind Abdullah in the second.

The rest though? Smh lol.

A job well done.

 

[xwalker]

Fan Speak...CBS Big Board.

All of these picks are pretty much BPA or equal at the spot they were taken but I tried to pick some players that most would turn their nose up or be upset about Sadly...we are due
for at least one what in the world is going on pick (TE's like Bennett and Escobar or Hitchens at LB)

So keep in mind this is just for a little fun.


27: R1P27

TE MAXX WILLIAMS
MINNESOTA
60: R2P28

RB AMEER ABDULLAH
NEBRASKA
91: R3P27

WR RASHAD GREENE
FLORIDA STATE
127: R4P28

DE LYNDEN TRAIL
NORFOLK STATE
163: R5P27

CB LORENZO DOSS
TULANE
236: R7P19

S TEVIN MCDONALD
EASTERN WASHINGTON
243: R7P26

OT LAURENCE GIBSON
VIRGINIA TECH
27: R1P27

When I opened this I expected to see a ranking of the resident Trolls. R1P1 and R1P2 would be easy.

 

[sureletsrace]

I'd rather them take Grady Jarrett in the first than Maxx Williams.

 

[Idgit]

TE in the first was a stroke of genius.

Oddly enough, in a year or three, a troll mock like this might not actually look all that bad. We kick around players names until we get a consensus here of names nobody objects to at positions of more or less need. The reality is, though, we have insufficient data to object to some players and not enough data to justify objecting to others. So we get left with a handful of names that are basically river-rocks that have had all the jags and bumps washed off them but that aren't necessarily the best fits for what we're trying to build. Whereas, some of these mocks that have less consensus might actually end up having better overall players once the intangibles and the benefit of three years or so in the league are taken into account.

 

[Hardline]

What if Maxx Williams turns out to be the next Tony Gonzalez or Jason Witten?

 

[AsthmaField]

When I opened this I expected to see a ranking of the resident Trolls. R1P1 and R1P2 would be easy.

Do it.

 

[Zekeats]

Ban

 

[AsthmaField]

Fan Speak...CBS Big Board.

All of these picks are pretty much BPA or equal at the spot they were taken but I tried to pick some players that most would turn their nose up or be upset about Sadly...we are due
for at least one what in the world is going on pick (TE's like Bennett and Escobar or Hitchens at LB)

So keep in mind this is just for a little fun.


27: R1P27

TE MAXX WILLIAMS
MINNESOTA
60: R2P28

RB AMEER ABDULLAH
NEBRASKA
91: R3P27

WR RASHAD GREENE
FLORIDA STATE
127: R4P28

DE LYNDEN TRAIL
NORFOLK STATE
163: R5P27

CB LORENZO DOSS
TULANE
236: R7P19

S TEVIN MCDONALD
EASTERN WASHINGTON
243: R7P26

OT LAURENCE GIBSON
VIRGINIA TECH
27: R1P27

You should bench yourself...

Nevermind. Better not. Mom said that can make you go blind.

 

[jday]

Fan Speak...CBS Big Board.

All of these picks are pretty much BPA or equal at the spot they were taken but I tried to pick some players that most would turn their nose up or be upset about Sadly...we are due
for at least one what in the world is going on pick (TE's like Bennett and Escobar or Hitchens at LB)

So keep in mind this is just for a little fun.


27: R1P27

TE MAXX WILLIAMS
MINNESOTA
60: R2P28

RB AMEER ABDULLAH
NEBRASKA
91: R3P27

WR RASHAD GREENE
FLORIDA STATE
127: R4P28

DE LYNDEN TRAIL
NORFOLK STATE
163: R5P27

CB LORENZO DOSS
TULANE
236: R7P19

S TEVIN MCDONALD
EASTERN WASHINGTON
243: R7P26

OT LAURENCE GIBSON
VIRGINIA TECH
27: R1P27

The Cowboys drafting a TE in the first might actually rival Black Tuesday for the mass suicide it would inspire.


Okay, no one would kill themselves over it...but a few might think about it even if for just a second...especially if you spend 30 minutes reading threads on the zone in the aftermath.

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

Fan Speak...CBS Big Board.

All of these picks are pretty much BPA or equal at the spot they were taken but I tried to pick some players that most would turn their nose up or be upset about Sadly...we are due
for at least one what in the world is going on pick (TE's like Bennett and Escobar or Hitchens at LB)

So keep in mind this is just for a little fun.


27: R1P27

TE MAXX WILLIAMS
MINNESOTA
60: R2P28

RB AMEER ABDULLAH
NEBRASKA
91: R3P27

WR RASHAD GREENE
FLORIDA STATE
127: R4P28

DE LYNDEN TRAIL
NORFOLK STATE
163: R5P27

CB LORENZO DOSS
TULANE
236: R7P19

S TEVIN MCDONALD
EASTERN WASHINGTON
243: R7P26

OT LAURENCE GIBSON
VIRGINIA TECH
27: R1P27

I hate you

Lol

 

[Leadbelly]

Fan Speak...CBS Big Board.

All of these picks are pretty much BPA or equal at the spot they were taken but I tried to pick some players that most would turn their nose up or be upset about Sadly...we are due
for at least one what in the world is going on pick (TE's like Bennett and Escobar or Hitchens at LB)

So keep in mind this is just for a little fun.


27: R1P27

TE MAXX WILLIAMS
MINNESOTA
60: R2P28

RB AMEER ABDULLAH
NEBRASKA
91: R3P27

WR RASHAD GREENE
FLORIDA STATE
127: R4P28

DE LYNDEN TRAIL
NORFOLK STATE
163: R5P27

CB LORENZO DOSS
TULANE
236: R7P19

S TEVIN MCDONALD
EASTERN WASHINGTON
243: R7P26

OT LAURENCE GIBSON
VIRGINIA TECH
27: R1P27

There needs to be at least one massive reach for special teams for this to be a true troll draft. We need to fill that gunner role with a pick no later than the 4th.

 

[Fla Cowpoke]

Do it.

Facebook said only 10% of all people can read this kind of type, so I should be safe, right?

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