Trolling the Nation: Cowboys v Jets

[JustChip]

“Romo and Nantz trying to sell Jets vs Cowboys...hard....as an actual game...sorry guys. We might not be smart...but we ain't dumb.

You cannot dress up Arnold The Pig and convince us it is Giselle”

 

[erod]

Micah is taking over the league. Every fan base just gapes in awe over him.

 

[Nova]

The only Dallas analytics employee that's female I found is Sarah Mallepalle

Can confirm she is attractive

 

[adamknite]

Jets	I think the “don’t cover CeeDee Lamb” game plan kinda failed.
J-Cubed | 18:41 EDT

 

[Runwildboys]

The only Dallas analytics employee that's female I found is Sarah Mallepalle

Well, she is gorgeous, assuming that's her.

 

[Powerforward88]

Jets	Seriously, even if Rodgers had stayed healthy you cant win with this OL. They are ridiculous.
jet_veteran | 16:39 EDT
He would've died today.
Soulbrotha1 | 16:40 EDT

 

[Longboysfan]

That was a fun read.
Please come back next week...

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

(7:56) Z.Wilson sacked at NYJ 23 for -7 yards (M.Parsons).​
Jets	Optimism just left the building.
RiseOfCobraCommander | 16:38 EDT

Parsons whenever he walks into *insert opponents* stadium

Jets	This franchise is an existential roach-motel - souls go in but don’t come out.
martian_death_ray | 18:36 EDT

You know it’s bad whenever your team is getting beat so bad that they say this

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

https://www.bloggingtheboys.com/202...real-human-being-comments-trolling-the-nation

Enjoy.

Two weeks in a row? Nice!

 

[Proof]

Trolling the Nation

My favorite:

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Jets	Maybe Parsons will eventually feel guilty, turn to Christ, and quit football.
rocketcoe | 18:47 EDT

mine was: is micah the flash, or is he offsides on every play?

"he's the flash"

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Hilarious as always!

 

[CowboyMort]

Trolling the Nation

My favorite:

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Jets	Maybe Parsons will eventually feel guilty, turn to Christ, and quit football.
rocketcoe | 18:47 EDT

This was my favorite.

 

[Gonzomandela01]

I posted some YT videos that are basically this in video version, but got taken down because of lengauge (sorry about that).

You can look them up, they are called the NY Jokes, check out the dallas game, really funny.

 

[Fmart322]

I posted some YT videos that are basically this in video version, but got taken down because of lengauge (sorry about that).

You can look them up, they are called the NY Jokes, check out the dallas game, really funny.

I listened to both videos getting ready for work. They were very funny.

 

[Cowboys5217]

I listened to both videos getting ready for work. They were very funny.

I subbed to them even though I don't care about the Jets. They had me laughing hard last night so I want to see future episodes.

 

[Clove]

Thanks so much for this, I was looking forward to it.

 

[Fmart322]

Patriots fans said, I live near Philly and play a junk fantasy league with all Eagles fans -- so to mess with them, I took all Cowboys in our draft. I'm winning 95.66 - 74.7 right now.

They all hate that Pats fan for taking Cowboys players AND beating them with Cowboys players. That's hysterical.

 

[Fmart322]

I subbed to them even though I don't care about the Jets. They had me laughing hard last night so I want to see future episodes.

I'm sure Cowboys fans have given the football world plenty to laugh about over the past 29 years.

 

[DogFace]

Love it. Thanks op for posting