Ben_n_austin
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Dear Troy,
Please try to remember that you were once a Cowboy; that your obvious envy of our new team, and great display of greatness without you (or Jimmy Johnson) should be credited to this group of players.
While you try to pose as a "true" Cowboy, you are nothing more than someone filled with envy and bitterness that this team has been a success. And by the way it's looking, it will continue to be a success without you.
Please accept that and get over your issues about you not being a boy anymore. I'm concerned that you may be a bit concussed. You're almost like Madden, but with less brain cells.
First, it's trying to give Jason Garrett away by assuming that he'd not be patient to take a job after Wade....
Then, It's Clinton Portis is your favorite player (he's a Commander, by the way).
Then, it's we have an advantage ("trust you") because you perceive that your experience has made this the case. I'll chalk this up to your special ability to commit existential fallacies on a regular basis as an analysis.
Oh, and I love your "the Cowboys are the best team in the NFC, but that depends on this game". You're like an aimless fan, without any true sense of identity... only impressions that come and go.
As an announcer, I wish you would go. I'm tired of hearing our old quarterback sound like such a dufas every Sunday that he calls the game.
Concerned,
BnA
Please try to remember that you were once a Cowboy; that your obvious envy of our new team, and great display of greatness without you (or Jimmy Johnson) should be credited to this group of players.
While you try to pose as a "true" Cowboy, you are nothing more than someone filled with envy and bitterness that this team has been a success. And by the way it's looking, it will continue to be a success without you.
Please accept that and get over your issues about you not being a boy anymore. I'm concerned that you may be a bit concussed. You're almost like Madden, but with less brain cells.
First, it's trying to give Jason Garrett away by assuming that he'd not be patient to take a job after Wade....
Then, It's Clinton Portis is your favorite player (he's a Commander, by the way).
Then, it's we have an advantage ("trust you") because you perceive that your experience has made this the case. I'll chalk this up to your special ability to commit existential fallacies on a regular basis as an analysis.
Oh, and I love your "the Cowboys are the best team in the NFC, but that depends on this game". You're like an aimless fan, without any true sense of identity... only impressions that come and go.
As an announcer, I wish you would go. I'm tired of hearing our old quarterback sound like such a dufas every Sunday that he calls the game.
Concerned,
BnA
