I needed a bowl of cereal...because I'm a pimp
That experience could help? Or kill ya but whateverI needed Paris Hilton because I'm good in bed.
I needed Paris Hilton because I'm good in bed.
I smoked with
a pot head
because hoes keep stealing my taco's!!!!!!
I needed a teletubby because I'm sexy like that.
I beat the Trojan because I have AMAZING boobs.
I'm a dude.
I cuddled
with a horse
because I love to snort cocaine