Joe Realist
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'Twas the game before Christmas
when all through Valley Ranch,
Coaches were wondering
if we would get in the dance
The hamstrings were hung by the trainers room with care,
Realizing Miles Austin and others soon would be there
The players were practicing all snug in their dome,
Knowing in two weeks, that they will be home
With Monte and Bill planning how to attack,
Jason was saying we just needed to stack
When out of the skybox there arose a commotion,
Jerry (aka Al Davis) gave himself a promotion
A cunning old guy, he was all over place,
He had just got done getting his 7th new face
Now Romo, Now Witten, Now Murray, Now Dez
I'm not only GM, Owner, but also the Pres
On Lee, On Carter, On Mo, On Ware
It doesn't matter if we win, only entertainment is fair
As he left for offseason with Stephen in tow
He exclaimed, " We're number 1 on Forbes list! That's all ya'll need to know "
Merry Christmas CowboysZone!
Joe R.
when all through Valley Ranch,
Coaches were wondering
if we would get in the dance
The hamstrings were hung by the trainers room with care,
Realizing Miles Austin and others soon would be there
The players were practicing all snug in their dome,
Knowing in two weeks, that they will be home
With Monte and Bill planning how to attack,
Jason was saying we just needed to stack
When out of the skybox there arose a commotion,
Jerry (aka Al Davis) gave himself a promotion
A cunning old guy, he was all over place,
He had just got done getting his 7th new face
Now Romo, Now Witten, Now Murray, Now Dez
I'm not only GM, Owner, but also the Pres
On Lee, On Carter, On Mo, On Ware
It doesn't matter if we win, only entertainment is fair
As he left for offseason with Stephen in tow
He exclaimed, " We're number 1 on Forbes list! That's all ya'll need to know "
Merry Christmas CowboysZone!
Joe R.
