Twas the Night before Cowboys football

[RustyBourneHorse]

Twas the Night before Cowboys football, and not a fan was stirring on the Zone. Not even a horse. The jerseys are hung by the closets with care in hopes that the Cowboys would prevail against the Rams. The fans are on Cowboyszone talking with their fans friends, eagerly awaiting opening kickoff and debating Dak Prescott. Settling in for a possible season in turmoil. Eagerly anticipating the fun that should begin.

Feel free to add onto this as you all wish.

 

[JoeKing]

The air quality in L.A. threatens to move or postpone the game.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

The air quality in L.A. threatens to move or postpone the game.

Causing quite a panic on the forums and among the players

 

[MarcusRock]

Shouldn't this all rhyme?
Or do none of you have the time?

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

And out from Cowboys HQ arose such a chatter
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Shouldn't this all rhyme?
Or do none of you have the time?

Probably lol. I'm just making this up as I go along lol. well played btw

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Shouldn't this all rhyme?
Or do none of you have the time?

I came up with sort of a different way of it on Telegram to my furry friends and thought it was worth adjusting a bit for here haha.

 

[jazzcat22]

Out from the locker room the Cowboys emerge looking dapper...as they cheer loudly, we are now without clapper ....

 

[Ranching]

Shouldn't this all rhyme?
Or do none of you have the time?

Poetic license. Look it up.

 

[Ranching]

Out from the locker room the Cowboys emerge looking dapper...as they cheer loudly, we are now without clapper ....

The haters and trolls around here are in luck, cause they are just like Garrett and they suck!

 

[Hagman]

He was covered in pork grease
From his head to his foot
And when he would move
His whole body shook
But still in him there was something to like
Garrett was gone, now here was Coach Mike

 

[ShortRound]

No platinum guarantees?

 

[Hagman]

And picking a booger right out of his nose
Jer flicked it on Stephen like one of his hoes.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Poetic license. Look it up.

Thank you hehe

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Out from the locker room the Cowboys emerge looking dapper...as they cheer loudly, we are now without clapper ....

As they flushed the clapper down the crapper

 

[Ranching]

He was covered in pork grease
From his head to his foot
And when he would move
His whole body shook
But still in him there was something to like
Garrett was gone, now here was Coach Mike

Try it again when you're sober. Lol

 

[pancakeman]

Each fan snug in bed but sleeplessly thinking
Will a change in coaching keep us from stinking?
Will the revamped D shine like a pearl?
Or Monday will Stephen be calling up Earl?
Will I need a whole 'nother bottle of Tito's?
Will I wind up shedding tears in my Fritos?

 

[AsthmaField]

No platinum guarantees?

Shhhhhhhh!!!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Each fan snug in bed but sleeplessly thinking
Will a change in coaching keep us from stinking?
Will the revamped D shine like a pearl?
Or Monday will Stephen be calling up Earl?
Will I need a whole 'nother bottle of Tito's?
Will I wind up shedding tears in my Fritos?

And will 2020 be
over soon for me

 

[Rockport]

The air quality in L.A. threatens to move or postpone the game.

What a Debbie Downer. Jeez dude, get a life.