U own the Cowboys-You can make 1 move

Big Country

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iRoot4Losers;2634046 said:
fire Jerry

at least lock him in a suite and feed him meals under the door, prison style

can they squeeze filet mignon and potatoes au gratin under the door???

messy:p:
 

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iRoot4Losers;2634076 said:
screw that, he gets vitamin supplements

that's sure to keep his facial features so young and vim

... wait that was the microwave chamber... never mind my bad;)
 

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thechosen1n2;2634026 said:
before questioning the validity of a thread, the smart thing would be to at least spell "is" correctly. "ITS this a real thread" You have got to be kiddin' me?


you got me.

I aints gotz no scuses for dat miztake.

I think I will go root for the Bills now, I simply cant cut it here.
 

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I would end world hunger and change the cowboys media guide to list me as the new owner.
 

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theebs;2634104 said:
you got me.

I aints gotz no scuses for dat miztake.

I think I will go root for the Bills now, I simply cant cut it here.


I dont think that is needed....Im just saying as terrible as this post may have been in your opinion, the point is that I have yet to see TO mentioned as the first thing that needs to be done, but he gets most of the criticism....simply because he is the easiest target.
 

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thechosen1n2;2634014 said:
that will most likely will allow your team to make a Superbowl run. What is your move? What is your 2nd move?

Fire Jerry as GM

Fire Wade as HC

Cut TO

Fix O-line

Get control of Romo

Fire Jason Garrett

....any options you may have.....
Cut TO.
 

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Since I'm the owner there is no need to fire "GM" Jerry. I would have already changed the locks.

I would hire a Football GM and get the hell out of his way. Then I would avoid all cameras. I would congratulate players in the locker room after victories and console them after losses. Every once in a while I would call my GM and ask him how he is doing and ask if there is anything he would like the Owner's help with. I'd market the heck out of the team (like Jerry does) but without having to have my name associated with everything (unlike Jerry does). I have an ego too but the only time you'd ever see me is when they hand me the Lombardi trophy.

One thing I would insist on as owner is I get a say on the cheerleader selections.

By the way, I could actually see Jery selling the team and demanding he gets to stay on as the GM.
 

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I'd hire Bill Cowher as head coach and give him whatever powers he needed to restore toughness, agressiveness, and accountibility to the team.
 

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I would bring in Shannahan to be the coach and let him pick his staff. I would keep the scouting department etc. intact as they have done a good job the last few years.

If he still wanted the year off, I would release Henry, Roy38, Flozell and bring in the best LT and SS I could find in FA.
 

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Man, if you own the Cowboys and can only do ONE thing it better be sell the team.

j/k

Hire Mike Shanahan, or make an extreme draft day trade to acquire Michael Crabtree.
 

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I would recruit some of the brightest minds in the world, forming the Cadre of 100. It's members would be comprised of 80 of the top Madden 09 GMs as voted by their peers who would oversee the trading, drafting and free agent contracts, 10 owners of Dallas Cowboys forums to get the fans approval of moves being made, 7 chicks I met at the bar last year that really sounded smart at closing time and Seth MacFarlane. Second, go all chemo on this team.
 

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dallasfaniac;2634413 said:
I would recruit some of the brightest minds in the world, forming the Cadre of 100. It's members would be comprised of 80 of the top Madden 09 GMs as voted by their peers who would oversee the trading, drafting and free agent contracts, 10 owners of Dallas Cowboys forums to get the fans approval of moves being made, 7 chicks I met at the bar last year that really sounded smart at closing time and Seth MacFarlane. Second, go all chemo on this team.

I am hiring you, but it looks like a cadre of 99, so you can hire me.
 
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