GimmeTheBall!
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In this season of midcontent and malcontents, when, at last, we are forced to confront the QB future of the Dallas Cowboys, I bring you some names who have actually started games since we last saw Aikman hugging the ground and seeing double.
These names are of the has-been variety. The also-rans. The could-be's. The wanna-be's and ones with potential and the projects.
Let's take a trip down mammary lane. To consider how many QB hands Jerra has shaken and to whom has presented jerseys.
Here is a list of every QB that has started a game since our beloved and sometimes befuddled (concussions) Aikman yelled at his receivers.
I have listed comments after each one. Please join in and offer your comments on the motley crew Barry, Campo, Gailey and Parcells has wrought.
Anthony Wright (A heart like a lion's. Our line was a sieve and poor Anthony kept getting off the turf and continued to throw.)
Randall Cunningham (Mr. Hot and Cold. Mobile. Over the hill)
Quincy Carter (He was smarter than my bran muffin)
Vinnie Testaverde (He was old. Old. So old he had a Burma Shave endorsement in the 1950s.)
Chad Hutchinson (A bust. Parcells did not like him.)
Clint Stoerner (The lad never got the reps he needed. Thus he was doomed to failure.)
Drew Henson (Never got the reps. Never got the chance. Never impressed Parcells. Had this kid been from New Jersey, he'd be our starter right now.)
Drew Bledsoe (over the hill. Ran hot and cold. He could thrill you and then break your heart with an errant throw. A Parcells guy. But not for long now that he will be pouting)
Tony Romo (The future is now. A Parcells guy. His finest hour was in Illinois. There will be more Don Roach jerseys being worn in the future than Romo's. But he's not a sitting duck like Bleedsoe.)
These names are of the has-been variety. The also-rans. The could-be's. The wanna-be's and ones with potential and the projects.
Let's take a trip down mammary lane. To consider how many QB hands Jerra has shaken and to whom has presented jerseys.
Here is a list of every QB that has started a game since our beloved and sometimes befuddled (concussions) Aikman yelled at his receivers.
I have listed comments after each one. Please join in and offer your comments on the motley crew Barry, Campo, Gailey and Parcells has wrought.
Anthony Wright (A heart like a lion's. Our line was a sieve and poor Anthony kept getting off the turf and continued to throw.)
Randall Cunningham (Mr. Hot and Cold. Mobile. Over the hill)
Quincy Carter (He was smarter than my bran muffin)
Vinnie Testaverde (He was old. Old. So old he had a Burma Shave endorsement in the 1950s.)
Chad Hutchinson (A bust. Parcells did not like him.)
Clint Stoerner (The lad never got the reps he needed. Thus he was doomed to failure.)
Drew Henson (Never got the reps. Never got the chance. Never impressed Parcells. Had this kid been from New Jersey, he'd be our starter right now.)
Drew Bledsoe (over the hill. Ran hot and cold. He could thrill you and then break your heart with an errant throw. A Parcells guy. But not for long now that he will be pouting)
Tony Romo (The future is now. A Parcells guy. His finest hour was in Illinois. There will be more Don Roach jerseys being worn in the future than Romo's. But he's not a sitting duck like Bleedsoe.)