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Playing the fools again, we are.

Here we sit, waiting for something to happen, the other shoe to drop, a head to roll, a beacon to appear. Redundancy and yuck are the aftertaste of another season of teasingly mediocre football. Give us something, anything, to chew on.

The questions rattle on. Will Garrett stay, who'll be the offensive coordinator if he does, will Kiffin be let go, will Marinelli still stay, where's Norv, who's gonna call the plays? Who's staying and who's going? We've devoted oodles of bandwidth and thought process to the calculus of it all already.

Who we kiddin?

As it is, Jason Garrett casts a protective shield over everybody with a coaching title right now. First, because Jerry desperately wants "his" coach to work out. And perhaps more importantly, because Garrett has only one year left on his contract.

If you're going to keep Garrett with one-year remaining on his deal, why sign outside coaches to come in on extended contracts? Why would they even want to come if Garrett's head is on a do-or-die guillotine? To implement a new scheme now would be silly.

Jerry's set himself up well here financially.

Either his Chosen One will work out, be extended, and make Jerry look like the knew-it-all-along soothsayer he pines to be..... Or, Jerry shows up in January next year with hatchet in hand, and offs the entire coaching gaggle in one fell swoop, owing nary a coaching soul a buffalo nickel.

Jerry's hates paying coaches who aren't coaching for him anymore. Probably because he still pays so many players that have been relegated to the NFL Films archives. If there was an NFL coaching salary cap, Jerry would typically be over that one, too. This offers a chance to get to clear the books, if the inevitable result is to send Garrett packing next offseason.

I hate to admit it, but it makes sense. Either it all comes together beautifully, or the stage is set for an entirely new staff next year with no holdovers. Unheard of around here, and something we've been championing for our head coach for some time. Let him hire his own people.

Problem is, this only burdens Garrett even more. Coaches with cooties usually don't fare well in the NFL. If he can overcome this, then maybe he really is the longterm coach of the Dallas Cowboys after all. He's got cooties

That leaves us again in the precarious sister-kissing position of rooting for Jerry to be right. Let the lame-duck 2015 season begin.
 
Playing the fools again, we are.

Here we sit, waiting for something to happen, the other shoe to drop, a head to roll, a beacon to appear. Redundancy and yuck are the aftertaste of another season of teasingly mediocre football. Give us something, anything, to chew on.

The questions rattle on. Will Garrett stay, who'll be the offensive coordinator if he does, will Kiffin be let go, will Marinelli still stay, where's Norv, who's gonna call the plays? Who's staying and who's going? We've devoted oodles of bandwidth and thought process to the calculus of it all already.

Who we kiddin?

As it is, Jason Garrett casts a protective shield over everybody with a coaching title right now. First, because Jerry desperately wants "his" coach to work out. And perhaps more importantly, because Garrett has only one year left on his contract.

If you're going to keep Garrett with one-year remaining on his deal, why sign outside coaches to come in on extended contracts? Why would they even want to come if Garrett's head is on a do-or-die guillotine? To implement a new scheme now would be silly.

Jerry's set himself up well here financially.

Either his Chosen One will work out, be extended, and make Jerry look like the knew-it-all-along soothsayer he pines to be..... Or, Jerry shows up in January next year with hatchet in hand, and offs the entire coaching gaggle in one fell swoop, owing nary a coaching soul a buffalo nickel.

Jerry's hates paying coaches who aren't coaching for him anymore. Probably because he still pays so many players that have been relegated to the NFL Films archives. If there was an NFL coaching salary cap, Jerry would typically be over that one, too. This offers a chance to get to clear the books, if the inevitable result is to send Garrett packing next offseason.

I hate to admit it, but it makes sense. Either it all comes together beautifully, or the stage is set for an entirely new staff next year with no holdovers. Unheard of around here, and something we've been championing for our head coach for some time. Let him hire his own people.

Problem is, this only burdens Garrett even more. Coaches with cooties usually don't fare well in the NFL. If he can overcome this, then maybe he really is the longterm coach of the Dallas Cowboys after all. He's got cooties

That leaves us again in the precarious sister-kissing position of rooting for Jerry to be right. Let the lame-duck 2015 season begin.
It's hard to make a case for Jerry making coaching decisions based on being cheap. He has often had the highest paid assistant coach at various positions like OL coach, O-Coordinator, etc..

I think his mindset is that they perform better when their job is not guaranteed.
 
In Jerry's defense. If I was a billionaire, that loved to drink, with 3 Super Bowls - no one could probably tell me anything either.
 
Playing the fools again, we are.

Here we sit, waiting for something to happen, the other shoe to drop, a head to roll, a beacon to appear. Redundancy and yuck are the aftertaste of another season of teasingly mediocre football. Give us something, anything, to chew on.

The questions rattle on. Will Garrett stay, who'll be the offensive coordinator if he does, will Kiffin be let go, will Marinelli still stay, where's Norv, who's gonna call the plays? Who's staying and who's going? We've devoted oodles of bandwidth and thought process to the calculus of it all already.

Who we kiddin?

As it is, Jason Garrett casts a protective shield over everybody with a coaching title right now. First, because Jerry desperately wants "his" coach to work out. And perhaps more importantly, because Garrett has only one year left on his contract.

If you're going to keep Garrett with one-year remaining on his deal, why sign outside coaches to come in on extended contracts? Why would they even want to come if Garrett's head is on a do-or-die guillotine? To implement a new scheme now would be silly.

Jerry's set himself up well here financially.

Either his Chosen One will work out, be extended, and make Jerry look like the knew-it-all-along soothsayer he pines to be..... Or, Jerry shows up in January next year with hatchet in hand, and offs the entire coaching gaggle in one fell swoop, owing nary a coaching soul a buffalo nickel.

Jerry's hates paying coaches who aren't coaching for him anymore. Probably because he still pays so many players that have been relegated to the NFL Films archives. If there was an NFL coaching salary cap, Jerry would typically be over that one, too. This offers a chance to get to clear the books, if the inevitable result is to send Garrett packing next offseason.

I hate to admit it, but it makes sense. Either it all comes together beautifully, or the stage is set for an entirely new staff next year with no holdovers. Unheard of around here, and something we've been championing for our head coach for some time. Let him hire his own people.

Problem is, this only burdens Garrett even more. Coaches with cooties usually don't fare well in the NFL. If he can overcome this, then maybe he really is the longterm coach of the Dallas Cowboys after all. He's got cooties

That leaves us again in the precarious sister-kissing position of rooting for Jerry to be right. Let the lame-duck 2015 season begin.
Erod, you make a compelling, if speculative case. Perhaps this is Jerry line of thinking. But who knows what's going on in that deranged mind of his.
 
A stupid post.

"Probably because he still pays so many players that have been relegated to the NFL Films archives."
 
In Jerry's defense. If I was a billionaire, that loved to drink, with 3 Super Bowls - no one could probably tell me anything either.

at the time we didn't realize the superbowls we were all enjoying would be the poison for where we are now.
 
It's hard to make a case for Jerry making coaching decisions based on being cheap. He has often had the highest paid assistant coach at various positions like OL coach, O-Coordinator, etc..

I think his mindset is that they perform better when their job is not guaranteed.

Wasn't JG making more as an OC than Wade as HC? Or was it equal to save face?
 
A stupid post.

"Probably because he still pays so many players that have been relegated to the NFL Films archives."

Not only is this post not stupid, it's absolutely correct. Let JG and his coaching staff coach their way to a new contract or coach their way out of town. As much as I want a coaching change, I don't have to pay this staff for not working next season JJ does. He can show patience and frivolity by keeping everything intact one more year.

If things don't work out then he can wipe the slate clean but I also think that it's going to take more than just winning the East next season for JG to keep his job, it will probably take an NFC Championship appearance.
 
Jerry regularly underpaid HCs until Parcells/JG....Wade is in the middle :)
 

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