Video: Should Jerry fire her? LOL.

[bbgun]

watch that smiling hostile, remember your married;

but he ain't dead

 

[ethiostar]

Seeing the conversation has turned to "cups" I remember the first time I had to buy a jock. I had just started the 6th grade which is usually the first year you take gym. My PE teacher told us to bring a T-shirt, shorts and a jock to school the next day or else. I was so embarrassed having to buy a jock I didn't even tell my mom I just told her to drop me off at the store I had to pick up some shorts and T-shirt for gym. I'll never forget how nervous I was as I walked around the store looking for a jock. A sales girl came up to me and asked if I needed any help. I took a deep breath, cleared my throat and told her I was looking for a jock. : That was a tough moment. She said "follow me" and led me over to the sporting goods section.

She then asked what size I needed. Now I was REALLY embarrassed! : I didn't know jocks went by waist size I thought they went by cup size so I told her I needed a large. : She gave me a cockeyed look and said "honey you look more like a small to me". I was never so insulted in my life! How the hell would she know how big I am? I told her with a firm voice I needed a LARGE and she rolled her eyes and said "okaaaay". The next day at school none of us during gym class could keep our jocks from falling down because everyone got a large. LOL

:laugh2:

 

[Chief]

Gotta love a girl that can breathe through her nose.

 

[CM Duck]

but he ain't dead

exactly!!!! :laugh2:

Just because he is on a diet, that doesn't mean he can't look at the menu.

not that Id know if Hos needs to be on a diet.....

 

[Chuck 54]

Hey, don't downplay her story.

For a gal that attractive, breathing in and out through her nose is a top priority in my book.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

that lighting is terrible

 

[AsthmaField]

Gotta love a girl that can breathe through her nose.

Awesome! Best one by far...

 

[ethiostar]

Gotta love a girl that can breathe through her nose.

:laugh2:

 

[5Stars]

One of my older brothers taught me while I was a young dude, that to get lucky with a girl, is to pick her up in your car, drive to a drug store, then tell her, "I'll be right back out...I'm going to go buy some condoms". Then just go into the drug store and mill around for a few minutes without buying anything.

When you come out of the store and the girl is still in the car...you got you some booty call...!

If she is nowhere to be found because she got out and went to call someone to come pick her up, then you have not wasted your time or money.

So...you kids now days, don't try this, because the world does not need anymore of you IGS brats that think at the age of 21 or 22 you know absoutely everything about absoutely nothing!!