Wait! I found the real Patrick Chung!

[SLATEmosphere]

[youtube]OkROSYpbqxI[/youtube]

Maybe this guy won't get beat on the long ball..

 

[GalvestonCowboyFan]

wow. was that a serious tape? he reads the teleprompter so slowly.

 

[Rudy]

I've seen him on the news before!

 

[Arch Stanton]

Thanks for wasting my time.

 

[NeonNinja]

:bang2:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

let's all stick our tongues up Delmas' butt-hole!

 

[Avery]

let's all stick our tongues up Delmas' butt-hole!

No thanks, I brought stirfry for lunch today.