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Dallas Cowboys: Cam Newton, QB, Auburn
"And you thought I was joking when I said I like Cam," Jerry Jones said.
Indeed. There were rumors linking Jones and Newton, but no one took them seriously.
"I drafted Cam because he's going to be a great player," Jones said. Newton, meanwhile, echoed those sentiments.
"Jerry drafted Cam because Cam's goin' to be a great player," Newton said.
Jones told the media that he plans on keeping Tony Romo, so what is he going to do with two quarterbacks?
"I want Cam in my organization to tell me how great I am while he says how great he is," Jones said. "I want him to say this while people watch it on my incredible scoreboard, so everyone knows how great I am and he is."
Newton wasted no time in pleasing his owner.
"Jerry great and Cam greatness," Newton said. "Cam wants to be consistency. Consistency great like Jerry Jones, who consistency great."
http://BAN-INCOMING-IN-3-2-1/draft2011aprilfools.php
yes it's an april fools mock.

A few years ago, I posted on another board that Joey Harrington had a third nipple. A few people bit, and it got a few laughs. It would, however, be totally surreal if JJ did pick Newton.