This calls for a party. My house.
1. First off, who can burst the balloon game. You know, the game in which a participent sits on the balloon trying to bust it. first one to bust it gets the bio of Karl Powe, abridged edition. I have my money on Brain who I have heard is kinda hefty.
2. Refreshments. All the Busch Light you can drink. Also, my signature sun tea made with plenty of limes.
3. Cookout. On the menu: Ribs (in honor of Roy Williams); hot links (Earl Campbell's duh!); long chorizo (in honor of me); burgers; and hot dogs in honor of T.O.
4. Music: "Best Of" collection by Free Reign. After half of their song it's on to hip hop with a slow down pace by Boys to Mens and then Mel Torment and finally, the king of mellow, Perry Como, who wrote the immortal "Oye Como Va." in honor of his native Virginia.
5. Finally, when ever body is really loaded, a free-for-all, John Wayne style, with playful fisticuffs and the guy hitting the wrong guy kind of fighting fun.
A cage fight is the main event. (I am shaving all body hair for this to make me more arrowdynamic when ah fight.)