We sign anyone yet????

[Yeagermeister]

I just thought I'd go ahead and say it now.

 

[silverbear]

I just thought I'd go ahead and say it now.

Yeah, free agency's 4 hours old now, and STILL no signings??

What's up with that??

We're DOOMED...

 

[windward]

We will rue the day.

 

[silverbear]

I'm hip deep in rueage even as we speak...

 

[Signals]

Crap, I loath this moment in time... wait, I hear Jerry's foot steps... Shhhhhh!

 

[AdamJT13]

We haven't signed anyone yet, but we could lose someone pretty quickly.

According to The Miami Herald, Joe Berger is visiting the Dolphins today and is expected to sign with them "unless something goes horribly wrong."

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2009/02/cowboyfication-of-dolphins-to-continue.html

 

[silverbear]

Now we're almost six hours into free agency, and the Boys haven't even brought any free agents in for a freakin' VISIT!!!

:

 

[SDogo]

Yeah, free agency's 4 hours old now, and STILL no signings??

What's up with that??

We're DOOMED...

6 hours and 6 minutes................panic setting in!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Word is we signed a backup mascot.

I guess he will only be used in the second half of the season when we start having our December let downs.

I think the FA backup Mascot's name is Prozac or something like that.

 

[Yeagermeister]

We haven't signed anyone yet, but we could lose someone pretty quickly.

According to The Miami Herald, Joe Berger is visiting the Dolphins today and is expected to sign with them "unless something goes horribly wrong."

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2009/02/cowboyfication-of-dolphins-to-continue.html

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2:


/sarcasm

 

[silverbear]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2:


/sarcasm

That makes it official, the season is FUBAR'ed... how can we hope to compete without Mighty Joe Berger??

 

[dbair1967]

We haven't signed anyone yet, but we could lose someone pretty quickly.

According to The Miami Herald, Joe Berger is visiting the Dolphins today and is expected to sign with them "unless something goes horribly wrong."

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2009/02/cowboyfication-of-dolphins-to-continue.html

Berger+Parcells= CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

 

[Hostile]

I'm hip deep in rueage even as we speak...

I bet you forgot to pack your waders too huh?

 

[silverbear]

I bet you forgot to pack your waders too huh?

Naw, actually, I knew it was the start of free agency, and I came prepared...

 

[Hostile]

Naw, actually, I knew it was the start of free agency, and I came prepared...

Remember when I told you "wisdom is knowing fire burns, experience is remembering the blisters?" Your preparation today is the pay off.

 

[Vintage]

Wow.

Typical Jerry. Letting Parcells fleece again, getting a Joe Berger type talent for free.

 

[Aven8]

I heard Jerry is in serious talks with two or three cleaning ladies for the Valley Ranch headquarters today.

I heard he is pretty high on Rosarita. She use to be the cleaning lady in NE.

 

[Vintage]

I heard Jerry is in serious talks with two or three cleaning ladies for the Valley Ranch headquarters today.

I heard he is pretty high on Rosarita. She use to be the cleaning lady in NE.

Maybe he has a maid fetish?

 

[silverbear]

Remember when I told you "wisdom is knowing fire burns, experience is remembering the blisters?" Your preparation today is the pay off.

Yeah, you definitely taught me that rueage stinks...

 

[silverbear]

Maybe he has a maid fetish?

Not if he saw the maids at our hotel... nice ladies, every one of 'em, but rather hard on the eyes...