What’s the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said while you were watching a game?

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Step mother once goes “well why don’t they just hire Tom Brady?”

 

[Bobhaze]

My late sainted grandmother when watching a TV replay of a Tony Dorsett run saying, “There he goes again!”

 

[Einstein]

The great John Madden once said "the team with the most point at the end of the game is going to win"... duh, lol

 

[jazzcat22]

Do game day threads count?

 

[Shane612]

"Why does he keep running into a pile of people?"
This can be a good question depending on the situation.

 

[KJJ]

Do game day threads count?

There’s some absolute classics during game day threads. Some of the funniest, dumbest comments are posted during the heat of the moment.

 

[MRV52]

Someone once said he had to do something with a mosquito Lol.

 

[America's Cowboy]

While watching the game...My ex-gf once said, "Which team is the Cowboys?"



While watching the game...My ex-wife once said, "Will you go get Mr something to eat?"

 

[CowboyStar88]

Do game day threads count?

I’m guilty of a few zingers.

 

[MWH1967]

4th and 30 Dallas was on their own 5yd line. My ex-wife once said "Why punt they have another down".

 

[Bagman]

Years ago, my wife asked if the football game was going to be cancelled because "its way too cold out there". Yikes

 

[Creeper]

If you open your mouth while I am watching the Cowboys game, whatever comes out is going to seem like the dumbest thing anyone ever said, especially if they are losing!

 

[Plankton]

Opening day, 1994, I was at a sports bar watching the Cowboys against the Steelers. A Steeler fan was particularly mouthy before the game, and all I did was smile and say let's see how it plays out. Game is happening, and the Cowboys defense is running through the Steeler offensive line like a hot knife through butter. Total rear end kicking. The Steeler fan says to me, "If this game was played in the 1970's, we would be winning."

I don't think I stopped laughing at this guy for over an hour.

 

[Coogiguy03]

CC: Chris Collinsworth, or Romo on the broadcasts!

 

[jazzcat22]

While watching the game...My ex-gf once said, "Which team is the Cowboys?"



While watching the game...My ex-wife once said, "Will you go get Mr something to eat?"

On my trip to Florida in August I stopped early at a hotel so I could watch the Cowboys preseason game.
it was the 2 minute warning in the 4th quarter. It was the Jacksonville game. As I needed to eat.
I decide to go to the sports bar attached to the hotel. They had the Jacksonville game feed on. I was in Gainesville.

I told the bartender if I knew they had the game on it would have came in earlier.

She said oh what team you like. I pointed to my hat. She said, oh yeah. Duh on my part. We had a good laugh over it.

 

[Reality]

Reminder .. racist comments (even if you are quoting) and race-baiting are NOT allowed on this site!

If you post either, expect your account to be suspended up to 30 days if not permanently!

 

[CWR]

We'll get em next year. No damn it, we won't!

We need to "get them" THIS YEAR!

 

[TwoDeep3]

I recall a Monday Night Football game with the Cowboys and Patriots with Don Meredith and Howard Cosell in the booth. The Cowboys did something which threw Cosell in a tizzy. It evidently was a mental error by a player.

Cosell said several time, "That's just bush league."

Meredith told him he didn't know what he was walking about.

 

[mmohican29]

Recently a Ravens fan told me "Without Diggs you still have a chance @ the playoffs because of your Division".

 

[CWR]

Step mother once goes “well why don’t they just hire Tom Brady?”

Lol, thats basically how Jerry does it.