What’s the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said while you were watching a game?

[CWR]

Recently a Ravens fan told me "Without Diggs you still have a chance @ the playoffs because of your Division".

I hope you aborted the conversation at that point. It's cool if you aren't ate up with football. We know we have a problem. In fact, you're better for it, but let's not play pretend, my guy.

 

[Momanpr100]

The great John Madden once said "the team with the most point at the end of the game is going to win"... duh, lol

Boom!

 

[fivetwos]

“You just like them for the cheerleaders.”

-my ex-girlfriend.

Bad read, woman. Bad read.

 

[Rockport]

Step mother once goes “well why don’t they just hire Tom Brady?”

The game threads are filled with stupidity. Win or lose.

 

[Sarge]

“What does first and gold mean?”

 

[RoboQB]

Opening day, 1994, I was at a sports bar watching the Cowboys against the Steelers. A Steeler fan was particularly mouthy before the game, and all I did was smile and say let's see how it plays out. Game is happening, and the Cowboys defense is running through the Steeler offensive line like a hot knife through butter. Total rear end kicking. The Steeler fan says to me, "If this game was played in the 1970's, we would be winning."

I don't think I stopped laughing at this guy for over an hour.

37-7, I think, was the final.
I was invited by a Steelers fan to watch that game.
He threw a game party at his house. Immediately after the clock showed 0:00 he turned it off and went upstairs.
We hung around and laughed until he shouted for us to leave from his room. This was a grown man... lol.
Good times.

 

[ReverendFelcher]

How do they get than yellow first down line out there so fast

 

[plymkr]

My brother’s then girlfriend now wife once said, “why didn’t they just tackle that guy?”.

I hated her then and still don’t like her

 

[rambo2]

Do game day threads count?

Or any day.

 

[Centex]

What inning is it?

 

[Runwildboys]

Do game day threads count?

I was just going to ask the same question.

 

[Runwildboys]

“You just like them for the cheerleaders.”

-my ex-girlfriend.

Bad read, woman. Bad read.

Nah, that's just how it started.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

My brother’s then girlfriend now wife once said, “why didn’t they just tackle that guy?”.

I hated her then and still don’t like her

I sure hope she doesn’t have an account on here haha

 

[Hawkeye0202]

While watching the game...My ex-gf once said, "Which team is the Cowboys?"



While watching the game...My ex-wife once said, "Will you go get Mr something to eat?"

LOL.........it's part of why they are both "ex"

 

[RS12]

Which team is the Cowboys?

 

[atlantacowboy]

The dumbest question anyone ever asked me during a game is “ Do you want a beer?” You don’t ask a man watching a football game if he wants a beer. Just bring the beer!

 

[DogFace]

“Would you like another beer?”

Do not insult me sir.

 

[ATXSRT]

"We're going to the Superbowl".

 

[DogFace]

The dumbest question anyone ever asked me during a game is “ Do you want a beer?” You don’t ask a man watching a football game if he wants a beer. Just bring the beer!

I did type mine before reading yours. Here’s to beer.

 

[Cowboys5217]