What a Commander fan said

[Bonecrusher#31]

Commanders Rarely Rally, Right?

I liked your little wicked poem,
I loved your micro jest.
Cuz' all you scruffy Commander fans,
Now know the team that's best.

I guess you know they'll play again,
Please bet another dollar.
It's not your money that I want,
I love to hear you holler!

Don't even look when next they meet,
Just stick to your analysis.
It'll be another Commander case,
Of Quarterback paralysis.

Bill Deemie

 

[laythewood28]

With Tony Romo's legacy continue to grow,
guess which Commander QB is going to lose 3 in a row. Ok I tried.

 

[VietCowboy]

On the road or playing at home
In the open or under a dome,
Doesn't matter if it is Saturday or Monday
Or on primetime Thursday or Sunday

Whether Beuhler starts the kickoff game,
or Romo to Austin for a long gain,
You can bet Ware is after the Q.B.
Expect a sack or two or three

Fedex Field may be big and new
but Little Danny Boy is about to debut
Donovan McNabb and Joey Galloway too
This is the Over the Hill Gang part Deux

The Cowboys Defense is ready to rumble
Just watch McNabb and his O-line crumble
It's Campbell they'll want, but alas he is gone
So they're stuck with Chunky Soup on that lawn

Mike Shanahan brought in to restore Commanders glory
But a showdown with Fat Albert is the top story
All that is eclipsed when the game's on the line
And all you'll hear is Commanders fans pitiful whine

Fedex will be rocking in silver and blue
"Touchdown Dallas" will be the ref's cue
The stadium will erupt in a cacophony of cheers
The Dallas Cowboys victorious again this year

TBC...

 

[BehindEnemyLinez]

and this comes from DaveKShape
Twas a dark and stormy night when Tony Romo turned his key
He was scared about the prospect of going back to D.C.
When he entered his room he saw some crutches wrapped in a bow
Attached with a note that said “you’ll need these - brian orakpo”

Don't care for the subject matter, but it was pretty clever...

17-0.

There's my poem.

I like this one much better!

 

[Wimbo]

I will respond in Haiku:

You, a Commanders fan.
Skin is colored in red hue.
Embarrassed, or shame?

 

[zrinkill]

Again, trying to pump you all up, so were fighting mad and have a score to settle with the skins.

We are not playing Joe .....

 

[laythewood28]

On the road or playing at home
In the open or under a dome,
Doesn't matter if it is Saturday or Monday
Or on primetime Thursday or Sunday

Whether Beuhler starts the kickoff game,
or Romo to Austin for a long gain,
You can bet Ware is after the Q.B.
Expect a sack or two or three

Fedex Field may be big and new
but Little Danny Boy is about to debut
Donovan McNabb and Joey Galloway too
This is the Over the Hill Gang part Deux

The Cowboys Defense is ready to rumble
Just watch McNabb and his O-line crumble
It's Campbell they'll want, but alas he is gone
So they're stuck with Chunky Soup on that lawn

Mike Shanahan brought in to restore Commanders glory
But a showdown with Fat Albert is the top story
All that is eclipsed when the game's on the line
And all you'll hear is Commanders fans pitiful whine

Fedex will be rocking in silver and blue
"Touchdown Dallas" will be the ref's cue
The stadium will erupt in a cacophony of cheers
The Dallas Cowboys victorious again this year

TBC...

:bravo: BEAUTIFUL.:suxskins:

 

[CATCH17]

I got one.



Washington will need lots of luck because they suck.

 

[VietCowboy]

Orakpo will dominate Romo alright
He'll dominate Tony's shadow all day and night

...just a preview of what's next, but thought you'll like this little tidbit

 

[cowboyjoe]

the Commanders can go, and gather all the troops
ware will make mcnabb puke that chunky soup
fedex might be loud, filled with alot of decibels
skins are old, thank god it's wheelchair accessible

orakpo?...oh crap no!
that dude is gay
all day...
just push fat albert out the way!

the clashing of helmets is very musical
we roll in, win, but their fans remain delusional.
shanahan oh shanahan what can I say?
still won't get a playoff win after tampa bay
you hate us, that's cute,now go play with your toys....
because after sunday night it'll be
"we DON'T want the Cowboys!!!"

I like that buddy, nice!

 

[cowboyjoe]

On the road or playing at home
In the open or under a dome,
Doesn't matter if it is Saturday or Monday
Or on primetime Thursday or Sunday

Whether Beuhler starts the kickoff game,
or Romo to Austin for a long gain,
You can bet Ware is after the Q.B.
Expect a sack or two or three

Fedex Field may be big and new
but Little Danny Boy is about to debut
Donovan McNabb and Joey Galloway too
This is the Over the Hill Gang part Deux

The Cowboys Defense is ready to rumble
Just watch McNabb and his O-line crumble
It's Campbell they'll want, but alas he is gone
So they're stuck with Chunky Soup on that lawn

Mike Shanahan brought in to restore Commanders glory
But a showdown with Fat Albert is the top story
All that is eclipsed when the game's on the line
And all you'll hear is Commanders fans pitiful whine

Fedex will be rocking in silver and blue
"Touchdown Dallas" will be the ref's cue
The stadium will erupt in a cacophony of cheers
The Dallas Cowboys victorious again this year

TBC...

:starspin Outstanding!

 

[WV Cowboy]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The Commanders suck,

And so does their new coach.



(oh well, I tried) :laugh2:

 

[silverbear]

Man, I would love to see a bear playing NT or End.

I'm way too pretty to be toiling with the big uglies... I think of myself more as the quarterback type... I was born to sleep with supermodels, it's just sad that none of them ever discovered that fact...

 

[silverbear]

Wrong! There is a direct correlation between when I put my Ware jersey on and our win percentage. I have statistical evidence and a chart to back that up.

But you're not Cowboyjoe... so go get that jersey dry cleaned, and have it ready for when "when" comes along, or I'll have to hunt you down and kill you...