What a man's celeb crush says about him

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peplaw06;1548492 said:
Ladies and gentlemen.... Exhibit A.

Wow, so now you're judging me?:rolleyes: Yeah, that grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, isn't it? Thanks, but I choose to be happy with what I've got. I'll leave the pretending to lawyers, actors, and small children. I'm sorry that your life is so miserable, but you don't have to blow out my candle to make yours burn brighter.
 

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needforspeed;1548568 said:
Wow, so now you're judging me?:rolleyes: Yeah, that grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, isn't it? Thanks, but I choose to be happy with what I've got. I'll leave the pretending to lawyers, actors, and small children. I'm sorry that your life is so miserable, but you don't have to blow out my candle to make yours burn brighter.

Wow. Take yourself a bit more seriously why don't ya.
 

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needforspeed;1548568 said:
Wow, so now you're judging me?:rolleyes: Yeah, that grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, isn't it? Thanks, but I choose to be happy with what I've got. I'll leave the pretending to lawyers, actors, and small children. I'm sorry that your life is so miserable, but you don't have to blow out my candle to make yours burn brighter.
wow... a bit over the top, don't ya think?

Everyone realizes your happy at home. That's great. This is just a fun article with a little bit of ribbing along the way.
 

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WoodysGirl;1548573 said:
wow... a bit over the top, don't ya think?

Everyone realizes your happy at home. That's great. This is just a fun article with a little bit of ribbing along the way.

:banghead: :bang2:

Sorry I expressed my opinion. I'll try to remember my place from now on.
 

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what is it if you have a crush on woodysgirl

:D
 

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needforspeed;1548589 said:
:banghead: :bang2:

Sorry I expressed my opinion. I'll try to remember my place from now on.
Your place? No one's saying you shouldn't express yourself. I just thought maybe you took what was a little joking a wee bit too seriously.

the kid 05;1548609 said:
what is it if you have a crush on woodysgirl

:D
It means you have a good taste in friends... ;)
 

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needforspeed;1548568 said:
Wow, so now you're judging me?:rolleyes: Yeah, that grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, isn't it? Thanks, but I choose to be happy with what I've got. I'll leave the pretending to lawyers, actors, and small children. I'm sorry that your life is so miserable, but you don't have to blow out my candle to make yours burn brighter.

Wow...I would think you have been around the board long enough to recognize a joke and be able to laugh a little...

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Scarlet is the only one on that list I would be interested in. Why no models, or sports stars, etc? Very incomplete.
 

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burmafrd;1548689 said:
Scarlet is the only one on that list I would be interested in. Why no models, or sports stars, etc? Very incomplete.

Lot of names I like that were not on that list.
 

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The only women I have ever fantasized about from the article are Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry (her role as Catwoman was lame, but she wore the hell out of her outfit), Scarlett Johansson, Pam Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson (Exposed breast? What breast? :rolleyes:) and Izzie (whatever her real name is). I've never fantasized about Jennifer Aniston, Michelle Pfeiffer (she was a great Catwoman, but her outfit was so-so), Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears (oh god no), Julianne Moore, Beyonce, or Meredith (whatever HER real name is either). I wonder what all this really means? :p:
 

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DallasEast;1548708 said:
The only women I have ever fantasized about from the article are Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry (her role as Catwoman was lame, but she wore the hell out of her outfit), Scarlett Johansson, Pam Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson (Exposed breast? What breast? :rolleyes:) and Izzie (whatever her real name is).

That's all? :p:
 

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jackrussell;1548368 said:
Sumpin aint right with that fifth fella.

One in five men lie when asked about fantasizing about other women....
 

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WoodysGirl;1548310 said:
If he fantasizes about...Angelina Jolie
It may mean... He's attracted to a do-gooder woman who also isn't afraid to show a bit of a wild streak. It's the reason why Jolie tops so many men's wish lists: They want the woman who is good, but not too good. And the woman who is sultry, but not too sultry.


Men fantasize about her in spite of her do good nature, not because of it. you think Brad Pitt would have been hitting that had he known they were about to start jetting off around the world adopting babies?

Men like her because she's hot, and she looks like about the filthiest thing this side of Jenna Jameson...
 

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c0wb0y_m0nkey;1548838 said:
Men fantasize about her in spite of her do good nature, not because of it. you think Brad Pitt would have been hitting that had he known they were about to start jetting off around the world adopting babies?

Men like her because she's hot, and she looks like about the filthiest thing this side of Jenna Jameson...

Ding ding! We have a winner! :bow:
 

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jackrussell;1548908 said:
You're not ambidextrous?
I would say yes, but you might ask me a question about Britney (oh God no) Spears and I don't know how I would answer it. :p:
 
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