What are your Best Cowboys Jokes

[Frosty]

After 20years of disappointment you have to laugh at the recent Demarcus Lawrence an Randy Gregory suspensions...

Q: If you have a car containing a 3 Cowboys Defensive Lineman, and a Cowboys linebacker, who is driving the
car?
A: The cop.

Q: Did you know the Cowboys had a 11 and 5 season this year.
A: 11 arrests, 5 convictions.

Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys Defense and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

Stephen Jones, Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett....see, even you laughed.

 

[Irvin88_4life]

I don't make fun of the team I love. It makes me sad we have came to this, not only everybody in the league laughing at us we got our own fans making jokes.

I remember a time we were proud and defended the star

 

[jujoboys]

After 20years of disappointment you have to laugh at the recent Demarcus Lawrence an Randy Gregory suspensions...

Q: If you have a car containing a 3 Cowboys Defensive Lineman, and a Cowboys linebacker, who is driving the
car?
A: The cop.

Q: Did you know the Cowboys had a 11 and 5 season this year.
A: 11 arrests, 5 convictions.

Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys Defense and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

I'm hardly laughing. It is freaking ridiculous. Shame on us if we draft Joey Bosa, Noah Spence, or Robert Nkemdiche. Talent means nothing when you are sitting home watching the games on TV because you are suspended. We need guys that take their career seriously and don't jeopardize it with dumb decisions constantly.

 

[casmith07]

For the best jokes, just read the threads in the Fan Zone during the off season.

 

[EST_1986]

 

[USMarineVet]

Jerry Jones, Johnny Manziel and Drew Rosenhaus walk into a bar....

 

[DallasEast]

IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times,
It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
It was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
It was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
We had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
We were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way-
In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities
insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

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[StarBoyz83]

Why is it so easy to date Cowboys fans?

Because they're losers and don't expect rings.

 

[Longboysfan]

For the best jokes, just read the threads in the Fan Zone during the off season.

I go back and look at the Eagles season by season record.
And their current list of Hall of Famers.

 

[TX Cowboy]

The best joke is when they say they've taken the field

 

[Biggems]

Dallas DE with the sack.....

Dallas DB with the int.....

Dallas PR refuses to fair catch.....

Dallas KR takes it all the way for a TD.....

Dallas receivers run beyond the line to gain and make the catch.......

Garrett benches knuckleheads and poor performers......

Jerry stays in his booth and keeps his mouth shut......

I got lots of jokes, unfortunately mine are based on sad facts. I hate what we have become. I hate seeing the people I know, who are fans of other teams, being able to celebrate success and enjoy their football seasons pretty much year in and year out.

 

[zrinkill]

What are your Best Cowboys Jokes

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[SilverStarCowboy]

IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times,
It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
It was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
It was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
We had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
We were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way-
In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities
insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

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What a grand joke indeed.

 

[Omegasupreme]

This is terrible but the draft profile of Dwayne Goodrich was can "hit and run".

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

That was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the thread title.

The next Tom Landry

 

[dallasdave]

Jerry Jones, Johnny Manziel and Drew Rosenhaus walk into a bar....

The question is who walks out, who gets carried out and who gets thrown out !!!!

 

[Tabascocat]

Thursday afternoon at approximately 4:57pm ET, North Carolina Police detained a man, later to be identified as Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, for using the men’s restroom in the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport.

Police say they received a complaint from numerous bystanders and patrons inside the bathroom complaining of a person who didn’t belong there.

When asked how police recognized that the man who they received complaints about may have been a women, they pointed towards the Cowboys apparel Romo was wearing at the time. “It was a dead giveaway,” said officer Mike Roseman.

I hate seeing jokes about my boys, but this one got me to chuckle........just a bit

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

I don't make fun of the team I love. It makes me sad we have came to this, not only everybody in the league laughing at us we got our own fans making jokes.

I remember a time we were proud and defended the star

Yep. remember those days too. And the only Cowboy jokes were things like

Why does Texas Stadium have a hole in the roof?

So God can watch his favorite team.

 

[Rockport]

Only this board would have a thread making fun of the Cowboys. Bunch of losers.