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A man from Nanuet, New York, is suing the White Castle chain for unspecified damages. Martin Kessman said he cannot fit into the booths at the fast food restaurants. He believes that the undersize seating problem is violating the Disabilities Act.

“They’re stationary booths,” Kessman said in a statement. “I’m not humongous, but I’m a big guy. I could not wedge myself in.” The 290-pound man said he hit his knee on the metal post underneath the table when he tried to sit down.

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my god man, your fat and your complaining about it and you expect places to cater to you? they are going to cater to the majority and the majority of people are not your size. thats like a 7 foot man suing because he hit his head on the door, difference is he can't help how tall he is fatty.

i swear if i were to see this guy i would kick him in the shin.

sad thing is he will get paid im sure
 

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5Stars;4112822 said:
He actually looks like a young Buddy Ryan...

:laugh2:

At least Buddy earned an honest living. :)
 

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"I am not humongous, but I am a big guy".

Uh dude you just contradicted yourself.

Here is an example: I weighed myself today I weigh 156.5 lbs, that means I am not humongous, 290lbs IS. Although to some here 290 lbs. is not obese because there is no correct standard to measure that.
 

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I got a gut and I would never complain about something like this. So stupid. Dude, 9 times out of 10 being fat is a result of your own lifestyle choices. I used to weigh 159 lb's and gained so much weight over the past few years from a job change where I don't move nearly as much.

Take your food and fat butt and eat in the car or at home.
 

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I fell asleep in the drive thru, waiting for the line to move, at that very White Castle. :D
 

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Faerluna;4112932 said:
I fell asleep in the drive thru, waiting for the line to move, at that very White Castle. :D

Did you sue? :D
 

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I hate booths. I always ask for a table.

I don't like sliding all the way to the inside or having to move if someone wants to get up and go to the salad bar, buffet, or bathroom. I hate banging my knees on stuff underneath.
 

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I didn't read the article and i don't think i've ever been inside White Castle. Do they only have booths? No regular tables and chairs?

I am planning on suing them for making the burgers so damn small though. I know i can have more than one if i'm hungry but what if i just want to just eat one and feel satisfied. The burden of having to take multiple burgers out of a box can take its toll on a person. I'm not lethargic but i am lazy.
 

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vta;4112804 said:
And please don't tell me this is the picture the guy is going to use in court. I'd laugh his big tire straight out of the court room if I had any say in the matter.
 

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I've only been in that one once and I think they only had booths. If they had anything else, it would be those chairs that are attached but on a swivel.
 

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Who sits down to eat inside White Castle? I thought the point was to get your food and go somewhere else to eat it or eat it in your car.
 

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Hey Buddy. You eating too much White Castle is the reason you can't fit into White Castle booths. :rolleyes:
 

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vta;4112833 said:
At least Buddy earned an honest living. :)

Apart from the whole taking bounties out on players, and then lying about it, yeah.
 

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You'd think it would be good business for White Castle to accommodate their biggest customers.
 

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Cythim;4114080 said:
You'd think it would be good business for White Castle to accommodate their biggest customers.

You would think people would stop sueing for every little thing in life.
 
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