What does it matter, chaps. We first must agree we are sheep

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Dear brethren of the NFL tundra.
I ask you, torpid and listless as you are, to help me, your affable elfin rogue:

Why should we care?
And if you do, to what is that continued love and hope attributed?

I am a sheep like many of you.
I come back every year for the hope, and not because these post-Aikman clowns are believable.
Already, me group home is running spreadsheets on FAs and 1-2 round gems. Hope flings eternal!

Cowboys sucked this year and broke me heart but I will return. I and Gloria Gaynor will survive.
But admitting we are sheep is the first step in redemption or exemption, good lads.
Admit it, lambs, and say baaaaaaah.
 
Dear brethren of the NFL tundra.
I ask you, torpid and listless as you are, to help me, your affable elfin rogue:

Why should we care?
And if you do, to what is that continued love and hope attributed?

I am a sheep like many of you.
I come back every year for the hope, and not because these post-Aikman clowns are believable.
Already, me group home is running spreadsheets on FAs and 1-2 round gems. Hope flings eternal!

Cowboys sucked this year and broke me heart but I will return. I and Gloria Gaynor will survive.
But admitting we are sheep is the first step in redemption or exemption, good lads.
Admit it, lambs, and say baaaaaaah.

Great post for the New Year! Yes, we are all lambs, Baaaaah!
 
Dear brethren of the NFL tundra.
I ask you, torpid and listless as you are, to help me, your affable elfin rogue:

Why should we care?
And if you do, to what is that continued love and hope attributed?

I am a sheep like many of you.
I come back every year for the hope, and not because these post-Aikman clowns are believable.
Already, me group home is running spreadsheets on FAs and 1-2 round gems. Hope flings eternal!

Cowboys sucked this year and broke me heart but I will return. I and Gloria Gaynor will survive.
But admitting we are sheep is the first step in redemption or exemption, good lads.
Admit it, lambs, and say baaaaaaah.

There will be fans of 31 other teams that will say the same. Well, maybe not the cheating Pats.. but I digress
 
Dear brethren of the NFL tundra.
I ask you, torpid and listless as you are, to help me, your affable elfin rogue:

Why should we care?
And if you do, to what is that continued love and hope attributed?

I am a sheep like many of you.
I come back every year for the hope, and not because these post-Aikman clowns are believable.
Already, me group home is running spreadsheets on FAs and 1-2 round gems. Hope flings eternal!

Cowboys sucked this year and broke me heart but I will return. I and Gloria Gaynor will survive.
But admitting we are sheep is the first step in redemption or exemption, good lads.
Admit it, lambs, and say baaaaaaah.
I was. This process of multiple meetings with no action has me questioning as much as anyone. But the one thing I know for sure is I’m retired as a fan if Garrett comes back. I’m only speaking for myself of course but if Garrett is on the sideline in training camp, that will be the same to me as Jerry standing on the star in the middle of the field and giving the true supporters the middle finger. I don’t make this decision lightly but I just can’t feel anything but contempt when I care about the teams success more than the owner and GM.
 
Dear brethren of the NFL tundra.
I ask you, torpid and listless as you are, to help me, your affable elfin rogue:

Why should we care?
And if you do, to what is that continued love and hope attributed?

I am a sheep like many of you.
I come back every year for the hope, and not because these post-Aikman clowns are believable.
Already, me group home is running spreadsheets on FAs and 1-2 round gems. Hope flings eternal!

Cowboys sucked this year and broke me heart but I will return. I and Gloria Gaynor will survive.
But admitting we are sheep is the first step in redemption or exemption, good lads.
Admit it, lambs, and say baaaaaaah.

I think if Garrett's back as HC, I'm not. There are other clownshows. I could cheer for the hometown one.

Did you see Seattle screw themselves out of home field advantage with a *delay of game* after downing the ball on the 1 yard line?

That's some clowning. I'll feel right at home.
 

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