What Forces are with Opposing Kickers?

[DLCassidy]

....when they kick against Dallas. It is absolutely surreal. Every kicker makes every kick in every game against Dallas. It's way beyond ridiculous. So here are some ridiculous possible reasons, please add to the list:

*opponents are using "flubber" from Disney fame. If you think that's nuts wait until we lose on a 90 yarder.

*There are angels on the gridiron. And they hate the Boys. And they hate Cortez.

*God likes to see Jerry and Bill mad.

*The refs put special "homing device" balls in play for opponents kickers.

 

[Future]

haha, i swear to god i think the same thing. i cannot think of one time that a kicker missed a semi-meaningful kick against dallas. it just doesnt happen...

props for saying that because ive been thinking it forever