What Jerra, Wade and Jason say and what they means

[GimmeTheBall!]

The following, from years of observation and rolling my eye:


Jerra: We have a chance to play good football this year
Translation: I hope we can win 9 games

Jerra: We stressed to them the importance of staying focused
Translation: Knucleheads need to practice more and not sleep at meetings

Jerra: I aren't giving up on him just yet
Translation: The cap and his contract would kill us if we unloaded this sorry ash manchild

Jason: He's smart . . .
Translation: He's dumber than a rock and is semi-illiterate

Jason: We're glad to have him back
Translation: Just when his replacement is playing good this chump decides he's healthy

Jason: He's a hard worker . . .
Translation: That slacker, with the money we pay him, he better show up for practice

Wade: We'll be fine
Translation: The wheels are falling off but maybe we can catch the next team dozing

Wade: I don't know what the answer is . . . .
Translation: I know even less than you fear . . . .

Wade: I feel we are in good shape
Translation: Good, lord, what other thang can go wrong?

Do you mens have favorite sayings by jerra, wade or jason you can translate?

 

[casmith07]

Jason: How are we doing today, guys?
Translation: Alright you media clowns, I'm in charge now. Time to do your actual jobs and write about football.