What kind of a Cowboys world is this?

[GimmeTheBall!]

You don't have to apologize to this (pretend English/Australian person) for anything.
He knows as much about British culture as you or I do.

It is just a schtick that he enjoys playing for some reason.

We have several knowledgeable fans on here that are from the UK but this ain't one.

Rail if you wish. But your mum likes me. And that's enough for me, spooner!
So, watch it! I could become your stepfather and assign you to the turnips field!

 

[cowboyed]

So bad I am banned at most bowling alleys and nail salons.

You forgot to include amusement parks.

 

[Maxmadden]

Rail if you wish. But your mum likes me. And that's enough for me, spooner!
So, watch it! I could become your stepfather and assign you to the turnips field!

By the way, it's biscuits and tea. You should check out the show with Jason Sudeikis on Apple TV called Ted Lasso. Jolly good.