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I just went out and got my mail, and there was an envelope that said:

5Stars (but my real name)! You've been drafted by the Washington Commanders NEW Extra Ponts Program!

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:cool: If whoever sent that only knew...if they just only knew!! :mad:

:dissskin: At least now I have some useless paper for my dog, Gibbs, to pee on!

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5Stars said:
I just went out and got my mail, and there was an envelope that said:

5Stars (but my real name)! You've been drafted by the Washington Commanders NEW Extra Ponts Program!

:eek:

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:cool: If whoever sent that only knew...if they just only knew!! :mad:

:dissskin: At least now I have some useless paper for my dog, Gibbs, to pee on!

:star:

I thought your real name was "5Stars". :)

Hos & I signed you up for "Teen Vogue" also.
 

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MichaelWinicki said:
I thought your real name was "5Stars". :)

Hos & I signed you up for "Teen Vogue" also.

OK...the Teen Vogue...I can handle that! :eek::

Anyway, I just now had to go out, get the water hose and some car washing soap...clean out my mail box, then I came in and took a shower!

Tomorrow, I'm going to wait outside for the Mailman and tell him, the next time he puts in REDSTINK GARBAGE in my mailbox...he's going to find out the REAL meaning of "going Postal"!!!!!!!

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5Stars said:
OK...the Teen Vogue...I can handle that! :eek::

Anyway, I just now had to go out, get the water hose and some car washing soap...clean out my mail box, then I came in and took a shower!

Tomorrow, I'm going to wait outside for the Mailman and tell him, the next time he puts in REDSTINK GARBAGE in my mailbox...he's going to find out the REAL meaning of "going Postal"!!!!!!!

:dissskin:


:lmao2: Nicely done!
 

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5Stars said:
I just went out and got my mail, and there was an envelope that said:

5Stars (but my real name)! You've been drafted by the Washington Commanders NEW Extra Ponts Program!

Do you live near Washington, D.C.?

I live near Seattle, and I got the same thing today -- "You've Been Drafted! Get inside the game with the Seattle Seahawks NEW Extra Points Program!"
 

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Do you live near Washington, D.C.?

I live near Seattle, and I got the same thing today -- "You've Been Drafted! Get inside the game with the Seattle Seahawks NEW Extra Points Program!"


yeah I got the same thing but for the Bucs
 

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That's pretty bad man..

It reminds me of something I got in the mail once.. My name is Brandon Rahbar.. Well, I checked my mail and found a shiny silver envelope.. the name on the label? "Miss Brandi Rahbar".. what was inside the package? a free sample of pantyhose!! true story!! although, I gotta be honest, I cracked up when I got my pantyhose.. I would have thrown up if I got any Commanders crap like you did..
 

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EMMITTnROY said:
That's pretty bad man..

It reminds me of something I got in the mail once.. My name is Brandon Rahbar.. Well, I checked my mail and found a shiny silver envelope.. the name on the label? "Miss Brandi Rahbar".. what was inside the package? a free sample of pantyhose!! true story!!
Maybe they saw your post on Roy's butt yesterday... ;)
 

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AdamJT13 said:
Do you live near Washington, D.C.?

I live near Seattle, and I got the same thing today -- "You've Been Drafted! Get inside the game with the Seattle Seahawks NEW Extra Points Program!"

I live in Utah...! If I lived somewhere near D.C., then I would expect to get mail like that...or a magazine titled, "The Muder Capital...Find A Used House Today".

Or a letter from the RedStinks titled..."Come To Training Camp And Watch The RedStinks! Only $230.00 For A One Day Visit"...

Something stupid like that....:mad:

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EMMITTnROY said:
That's pretty bad man..

It reminds me of something I got in the mail once.. My name is Brandon Rahbar.. Well, I checked my mail and found a shiny silver envelope.. the name on the label? "Miss Brandi Rahbar".. what was inside the package? a free sample of pantyhose!! true story!! although, I gotta be honest, I cracked up when I got my pantyhose.. I would have thrown up if I got any Commanders crap like you did..


lol, thats funny :lmao:
 

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I got a letter, and an email, asking me to sign up for a christian dating service earlier this year or last.

Funny thing is I have been married 11 years (this past Saturday was our anniversary) and I have not been a "church" person for years.

:lmao2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
and I have not been a "church" person for years.

:lmao2:


I guess the little trick you do with small animals sorta gives you away. :)
 

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EMMITTnROY said:
That's pretty bad man..

It reminds me of something I got in the mail once.. My name is Brandon Rahbar.. Well, I checked my mail and found a shiny silver envelope.. the name on the label? "Miss Brandi Rahbar".. what was inside the package? a free sample of pantyhose!! true story!! although, I gotta be honest, I cracked up when I got my pantyhose.. I would have thrown up if I got any Commanders crap like you did..

So.









Did they fit?
 

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EMMITTnROY said:
That's pretty bad man..

It reminds me of something I got in the mail once.. My name is Brandon Rahbar.. Well, I checked my mail and found a shiny silver envelope.. the name on the label? "Miss Brandi Rahbar".. what was inside the package? a free sample of pantyhose!! true story!! although, I gotta be honest, I cracked up when I got my pantyhose.. I would have thrown up if I got any Commanders crap like you did..


Juke wants to know how they looked on you?
 

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MichaelWinicki said:
Juke wants to know how they looked on you?

How much do you want to bet that Joe Namath got all drunked up and sent those pantyhose to him? Joe probably got his address from Brandi...:cool:

:star: :rolleyes: Somethings not right here...

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at least reseal the prepaid envelope and drop it in the mail so they get an empty envelope that they had to pay postage on.....
 
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