What this 2024 Cowboys team has mastered so far this year

[CCBoy]

Crossing patterns none used.
Not stopping the outside run.

 

[OGSixshooter]

Master of erasing 64 yard field goals for a stall in the red zone.

 

[Bagman]

Mastered the art of turning my stomach every game.

 

[RD21]

Cowboys fans are learning to master the paper bag mask.

My youngest son & I will be at the game today in Washington. I'll be wearing a throwback Staubach jersey. My son says he's wearing a paper bag, or carrying a sign that says something about how terrible we are...lol. Should be an experience.....

 

[Whirlwin]

Dak mastered how to rob the owner blind.

I don’t think he twisted his arm. This is all on Jerry.

 

[Whirlwin]

They’re the master of TV revenue

 

[OGSixshooter]

Mastery of the meaningless W that cripples your draft position. They can't even lose right!!! This was a meaningless W.

 

[Whirlwin]

Mastery of the meaningless W that cripples your draft position. They can't even lose right!!! This was a meaningless W.

What are you talking about. The season is just half over. Because you don’t think we’re gonna make the playoffs we should lose. That’s a great mentality to have.

 

[Ozone22]

The mastering of having spouses scream, "Watch your mouth, kids are in the house".

 

[Joe Realist]

Humor has helped me get through one of the worst seasons in Cowboys history. So how about looking at what the Cowboys 2024 team has mastered so far this year:

• How many other NFL teams can brag that every QB on their roster has not only played but also thrown an interception?
• Our defense has mastered the “Untouched TD” method where the opponent scores untouched.
• On 3rd and 10, our receivers have perfected the 8 yard curl comeback route.
• Our OL has mastered the “Lookout Block”. You know where the OLineman turns around and screams “Lookout!” to the QB.
• Cowboys secondary is now the NFL model for “business decisions” being made in open field tackling situations.
• Our RBs have mastered the 2 yards in a cloud of dust run game.
• Zeke Elliott has written a new book, “How to squeeze a couple more million from a senile owner/GM all while skipping meetings”
• Other NFL teams will be studying the Jerry Jones’ “All In” off-season for many years to come. (As a cautionary tale)

What else have we mastered, Lol?

How to win a game we should’ve lost to get a better draft pick

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Jerry mastered how to destroy the CAP ,

he gave a master class of what not to promise 1 single player .

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Mastered the art of taking the excitement out of the season as well as the off-season.