What will happen 1st?

[CATCH17]

Dallas getting to 4-4 (.500) or another loss in your opinion?

 

[SDCowboy]

Another loss. The penalty problem and oline concerns don't just magically go away. Not with this coaching staff anyway.

 

[SDogo]

Way too easy.......another loss and another and another.........

 

[craig71]

Loss is most likely. They have played a third of the season and have yet to display the ability to limit their mistakes in a vast majority of those games.

Craig

 

[bluenut]

This team is lost right now so gotta go w a loss....sadly.

 

[7footer]

I vote 4-4...

More like a hope than anything, but I'm trying to stay positive.

 

[Tricericon]

Dallas getting to 4-4 (.500) or another loss in your opinion?

Probably the loss, but 4-4 isn't impossible. One game at a time.

 

[28 Joker]

I'll tell you.

Eli Manning is going to come to Dallas and throw for around 200 yards. He may have less than 200 yards.

The Giants will bring the league's second leading rusher to town and run just enough to punt and back Dallas up.

Then, they will sit back and watch this:

Interception..(Triple coverage from the Giants 20)
False Start.. (Marc Colombo)
Sack
Illegal block in the back (Miles Austin)
Offensive Pass Interference (Miles Austin)
Sack
Holding (Andre Gurode)
Interception.. (off a helmet)
Sack
False Start (Jason Witten)
Personal Foul (Marc Colombo)
Sack
Sack
Celebration (Colombo and Austin do the leap frog and Colombo falls down)


Then the defense will chip in; they don't want to be left out.

Neutral Zone (DeMarcus Ware)
Personal Foul (Jay Ratliff)
Illegal Hands to the Face (Stephen Bowen)
Defensive Holding (Jay Ratliff)
Offsides (Jay Ratliff)
Pass Interference (Mike Jenkins)

Then the special teams will not want to be left out:

Holding (Alan Ball)
Illegal Block in the Back
Kick Out of Bounds
Illegal Block
Holding (Alan Ball)

Then, the Giants will return a punt for a TD.

Steve Smith will have over 100 yards and look like an All-Pro.

Then, Dallas will be 1-5.

 

[tupperware]

I'll tell you.

Eli Manning is going to come to Dallas and throw for around 200 yards. He may have less than 200 yards.

The Giants will bring the league's second leading rusher to town and run just enough to punt and back Dallas up.

Then, they will sit back and watch this:

Interception..(Triple coverage from the Giants 20)
False Start.. (Marc Colombo)
Illegal block in the back (Miles Austin)
Offensive Pass Interference (Miles Austin)
Holding (Andre Gurode)
Interception.. (off a helmet)
False Start (Jason Witten)
Personal Foul (Marc Colombo)



Then the defense will chip in; they don't want to be left out.

Neutral Zone (DeMarcus Ware)
Personal Foul (Jay Ratliff)
Illegal Hands to the Face (Stephen Bowen)
Defensive Holding (Jay Ratliff)
Offsides (Jay Ratliff)
Pass Interference (Mike Jenkins)

Then the special teams will not want to be left out:

Holding (Alan Ball)
Illegal Block in the Back
Kick Out of Bounds
Illegal Block
Holding (Alan Ball)

Then, the Giants will return a punt for a TD.

Steve Smith will have over 100 yards and look like an All-Pro.

Then, Dallas will be 1-5.

In all seriousness, this sounds incredibly accurate. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and chop off one penalty, but that's it.

 

[craig71]

I'll tell you.

Eli Manning is going to come to Dallas and throw for around 200 yards. He may have less than 200 yards.

The Giants will bring the league's second leading rusher to town and run just enough to punt and back Dallas up.

Then, they will sit back and watch this:

Interception..(Triple coverage from the Giants 20)
False Start.. (Marc Colombo)
Illegal block in the back (Miles Austin)
Offensive Pass Interference (Miles Austin)
Holding (Andre Gurode)
Interception.. (off a helmet)
False Start (Jason Witten)
Personal Foul (Marc Colombo)



Then the defense will chip in; they don't want to be left out.

Neutral Zone (DeMarcus Ware)
Personal Foul (Jay Ratliff)
Illegal Hands to the Face (Stephen Bowen)
Defensive Holding (Jay Ratliff)
Offsides (Jay Ratliff)
Pass Interference (Mike Jenkins)

Then the special teams will not want to be left out:

Holding (Alan Ball)
Illegal Block in the Back
Kick Out of Bounds
Illegal Block
Holding (Alan Ball)

Then, the Giants will return a punt for a TD.

Steve Smith will have over 100 yards and look like an All-Pro.

Then, Dallas will be 1-5.

All of that looks eerily familar for some reason.

Craig

 

[Dodger]

I'll tell you.

Eli Manning is going to come to Dallas and throw for around 200 yards. He may have less than 200 yards.

The Giants will bring the league's second leading rusher to town and run just enough to punt and back Dallas up.

Then, they will sit back and watch this:

Interception..(Triple coverage from the Giants 20)
False Start.. (Marc Colombo)
Illegal block in the back (Miles Austin)
Offensive Pass Interference (Miles Austin)
Holding (Andre Gurode)
Interception.. (off a helmet)
False Start (Jason Witten)
Personal Foul (Marc Colombo)



Then the defense will chip in; they don't want to be left out.

Neutral Zone (DeMarcus Ware)
Personal Foul (Jay Ratliff)
Illegal Hands to the Face (Stephen Bowen)
Defensive Holding (Jay Ratliff)
Offsides (Jay Ratliff)
Pass Interference (Mike Jenkins)

Then the special teams will not want to be left out:

Holding (Alan Ball)
Illegal Block in the Back
Kick Out of Bounds
Illegal Block
Holding (Alan Ball)

Then, the Giants will return a punt for a TD.

Steve Smith will have over 100 yards and look like an All-Pro.

Then, Dallas will be 1-5.

:laugh2:

 

[JBell]

4-4. I'm still optimistic even though this team is making it very hard to do so.

We'd have to beat the Giants twice in 4 weeks to get over .500 though, and that I don't see happening.

 

[Zman5]

I'll tell you.

Eli Manning is going to come to Dallas and throw for around 200 yards. He may have less than 200 yards.

The Giants will bring the league's second leading rusher to town and run just enough to punt and back Dallas up.

Then, they will sit back and watch this:

Interception..(Triple coverage from the Giants 20)
False Start.. (Marc Colombo)
Sack
Illegal block in the back (Miles Austin)
Offensive Pass Interference (Miles Austin)
Sack
Holding (Andre Gurode)
Interception.. (off a helmet)
Sack
False Start (Jason Witten)
Personal Foul (Marc Colombo)
Sack
Sack
Celebration (Colombo and Austin do the leap frog and Colombo falls down)


Then the defense will chip in; they don't want to be left out.

Neutral Zone (DeMarcus Ware)
Personal Foul (Jay Ratliff)
Illegal Hands to the Face (Stephen Bowen)
Defensive Holding (Jay Ratliff)
Offsides (Jay Ratliff)
Pass Interference (Mike Jenkins)

Then the special teams will not want to be left out:

Holding (Alan Ball)
Illegal Block in the Back
Kick Out of Bounds
Illegal Block
Holding (Alan Ball)

Then, the Giants will return a punt for a TD.

Steve Smith will have over 100 yards and look like an All-Pro.

Then, Dallas will be 1-5.

You forgot excessive celebration. This time it will be on Ware after he does his thing after sacking Eli. During the game the refs will say it was on Ware then later change saying it was on Igor because he was looking at them funny.

 

[TheDude]

I bet this would be even odds in Vegas. Good thread

 

[28 Joker]

You forgot excessive celebration. This time it will be on Ware after he does his thing after sacking Eli. During the game the refs will say it was on Ware then later change saying it was on Igor because he was looking at them funny.

I edited it, and added it.

I went with Marc Colombo and Miles Austin doing the leap frog, and Colombo falls down..

 

[Zman5]

I edited it, and added it.

I went with Marc Colombo and Miles Austin doing the leap frog, and Colombo falls down..

Hahaha good one.

 

[28 Joker]

Glad yall liked that.

It's painfully funny.

I left out Wade's presser after the game...

Well, I thought we played hard. I thought Tony threw it real well. He had over 300 yards passing. We ran for 150 yards, and I think they had 80. Manning had 190 yards passing. I thought that was really good. They really couldn't sustain anything in the game. I thought we did a good job on Bradshaw. The punt return was huge for them. Again, we are our own worst enemy.

Obviously, the turn overs, penalties, and the special teams break down hurt us. It's my fault. I take full responsibility. We have to get it fixed, and we are going to do everything we can to get it fixed.

We beat ourselves, basically.

I thought the leap frog celebration was a questionable call.

Colombo really got up there.

The Russian judge gave him a 9.

It was the Chinese judge who gave him a 7.5.

 

[windward]

I think we beat the Giants/Jags. It will come down to the Packers game at Lambeau Imo.

 

[Beast_from_East]

I'll tell you.

Eli Manning is going to come to Dallas and throw for around 200 yards. He may have less than 200 yards.

The Giants will bring the league's second leading rusher to town and run just enough to punt and back Dallas up.

Then, they will sit back and watch this:

Interception..(Triple coverage from the Giants 20)
False Start.. (Marc Colombo)
Sack
Illegal block in the back (Miles Austin)
Offensive Pass Interference (Miles Austin)
Sack
Holding (Andre Gurode)
Interception.. (off a helmet)
Sack
False Start (Jason Witten)
Personal Foul (Marc Colombo)
Sack
Sack
Celebration (Colombo and Austin do the leap frog and Colombo falls down)


Then the defense will chip in; they don't want to be left out.

Neutral Zone (DeMarcus Ware)
Personal Foul (Jay Ratliff)
Illegal Hands to the Face (Stephen Bowen)
Defensive Holding (Jay Ratliff)
Offsides (Jay Ratliff)
Pass Interference (Mike Jenkins)

Then the special teams will not want to be left out:

Holding (Alan Ball)
Illegal Block in the Back
Kick Out of Bounds
Illegal Block
Holding (Alan Ball)

Then, the Giants will return a punt for a TD.

Steve Smith will have over 100 yards and look like an All-Pro.

Then, Dallas will be 1-5.

SPOT ON!!!!!!

I will also add........Buehler misses a FG and we become the first team in NFL history to have over 600 yards offense and lose.

:laugh2:

 

[Beast_from_East]

Dallas getting to 4-4 (.500) or another loss in your opinion?

New York at home

Jacksonville at home

Green Bay in Lambeau


We are going to win all 3???

Yea, right.