Reverend Conehead
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When I was a kid, my family moved to another small Texas town. One of the first things we did was go to one of the town's high school football games. That home team was so bad that they lost 99 to 0. The score was already that at halftime. In the second half, whenever the other team got the ball, they just punted it back to the home team. But this incompetent team STILL couldn't manage to score. Some of the locals were outraged at the other team for "running up the score," and there were protest letters in the town's newspaper. They fired that coach, and the next one did do a lot better. He got the team up to around .400 to .500, depending on the year. Nowadays, the modern version of that team has actually won state in whichever league they're in.
When I was a kid, my family moved to another small Texas town. One of the first things we did was go to one of the town's high school football games. That home team was so bad that they lost 99 to 0. The score was already that at halftime. In the second half, whenever the other team got the ball, they just punted it back to the home team. But this incompetent team STILL couldn't manage to score. Some of the locals were outraged at the other team for "running up the score," and there were protest letters in the town's newspaper. They fired that coach, and the next one did do a lot better. He got the team up to around .400 to .500, depending on the year. Nowadays, the modern version of that team has actually won state in whichever league they're in.