When tragedy strikes.

[superpunk]

See what happens when your mother ruins your life with a Lexus.

 

[Danny White]

See what happens when your mother ruins your life with a Lexus.

If that were my kid, they would need to take her to the hospital to get my boot out of her arse.

I've seen that show a couple of times on MTV, and those kids are out-of-control spoiled. We're witnessing the "Parisification" of a generation of kids.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I thought it was this video

LINK

 

[superpunk]

It's hilarious, DW - and I loved that vid, BP, with the brother continually assuring his dad the camera was off - and then probably immediately uploadded it.

I'ma post this here, since it's a tragedy and I don't feel like making another thread.


So, I finished the attic in our house. Put in a master-suite, with jacuzzi tub and all that crap - installed a bunch of skylights, wood floors, it's pretty freaking awesome.

On one side of the room (shaped like a big L) there is an opening for storage, and I didn't finish in there. Somehow, there are these idiot black birds who get in there, and go into the room, and can't figure out how to get out. So generally, I have to swat at them and drive them to an open window. There's only one upstairs, and since I'm not an expert at duct work, it has a window AC unit in it. At the other end of the L, there is an attic fan to draw the air out, keep circulation, that I haven't put a cover on yet. 18" round with three metal blades.

So this bird gets in there yesterday, can't find his way out. I'm swatting at him, but he goes back to the bathroom, where the fan is. Since the blades are moving fast, he thinks he sees a way out.

FOOOM!

A blast of feathers, sucked him straight out and killed him. My brother in law was outside, and heard the noise and saw the feathers, and died laughing.

These birds are idiots. They're also drowing themselves (12 already) in the pond I put out back. They fall in and can't get out.

I am the Hitler to their Black and White faction of bird judaism.

 

[Hostile]

See what happens when your mother ruins your life with a Lexus.

I thought it was this video

LINK

Those 2 girls need a dose of wake the hell up.

That is disgusting.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Bad thing about that girl complaining about the car color. I seen in other videos that they wound up getting her a blue car, but they did not trade in the red one.

They kept that red one and let the girl sell it to someone for $9.99 not hundred or thousand but nine dollars and ninety nine cents.

Sure it was a good deal for the lady that bought it but still they buy that for the daughter and get nothing back from it while going and buying a new one.

So...the parents are just as much to blame for this stuff.

Some of these kids need sent off to boot camps for kids.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

It's hilarious, DW - and I loved that vid, BP, with the brother continually assuring his dad the camera was off - and then probably immediately uploadded it.

I'ma post this here, since it's a tragedy and I don't feel like making another thread.


So, I finished the attic in our house. Put in a master-suite, with jacuzzi tub and all that crap - installed a bunch of skylights, wood floors, it's pretty freaking awesome.

On one side of the room (shaped like a big L) there is an opening for storage, and I didn't finish in there. Somehow, there are these idiot black birds who get in there, and go into the room, and can't figure out how to get out. So generally, I have to swat at them and drive them to an open window. There's only one upstairs, and since I'm not an expert at duct work, it has a window AC unit in it. At the other end of the L, there is an attic fan to draw the air out, keep circulation, that I haven't put a cover on yet. 18" round with three metal blades.

So this bird gets in there yesterday, can't find his way out. I'm swatting at him, but he goes back to the bathroom, where the fan is. Since the blades are moving fast, he thinks he sees a way out.

FOOOM!

A blast of feathers, sucked him straight out and killed him. My brother in law was outside, and heard the noise and saw the feathers, and died laughing.

These birds are idiots. They're also drowing themselves (12 already) in the pond I put out back. They fall in and can't get out.

I am the Hitler to their Black and White faction of bird judaism.

Well...I used to like you but I just can no longer respect you.

You are just a dirty jacuzzi pimpin bird killer. That's right I did not use commas because you don't deserve them bird killer.

 

[joseephuss]

It's hilarious, DW - and I loved that vid, BP, with the brother continually assuring his dad the camera was off - and then probably immediately uploadded it.

I'ma post this here, since it's a tragedy and I don't feel like making another thread.


So, I finished the attic in our house. Put in a master-suite, with jacuzzi tub and all that crap - installed a bunch of skylights, wood floors, it's pretty freaking awesome.

On one side of the room (shaped like a big L) there is an opening for storage, and I didn't finish in there. Somehow, there are these idiot black birds who get in there, and go into the room, and can't figure out how to get out. So generally, I have to swat at them and drive them to an open window. There's only one upstairs, and since I'm not an expert at duct work, it has a window AC unit in it. At the other end of the L, there is an attic fan to draw the air out, keep circulation, that I haven't put a cover on yet. 18" round with three metal blades.

So this bird gets in there yesterday, can't find his way out. I'm swatting at him, but he goes back to the bathroom, where the fan is. Since the blades are moving fast, he thinks he sees a way out.

FOOOM!

A blast of feathers, sucked him straight out and killed him. My brother in law was outside, and heard the noise and saw the feathers, and died laughing.

These birds are idiots. They're also drowing themselves (12 already) in the pond I put out back. They fall in and can't get out.

I am the Hitler to their Black and White faction of bird judaism.

So, in your story birds are a metaphor for spoiled rich kids?

 

[superpunk]

Well...I used to like you but I just can no longer respect you.

You are just a dirty jacuzzi pimpin bird killer. That's right I did not use commas because you don't deserve them bird killer.

I seriously try to save these things. They are so incredibly stupid, and I can't figure out how they get in - it's gotta be around the gutter, but I'll need a huge ladder to figure that out. I try to herd them downstairs, cuz like I said, there are no openable windows upstairs, only skylights.

If another one gets in, you better believe I'm recording this. I'll only be hoping slightly that he decides it's a good idea to excape through the fan.

So, in your story birds are a metaphor for spoiled rich kids?

In that they drown themselves while trying to drink from a shallow pond? Or the fan thing. Either way, they should both be killed.

 

[Signals]

She had every right to complain about the color.

If it were my parents, I'd a made them buy me two cars for getting it wrong the first time.

Whats wrong with parents these days... sheesh?