Whiner of the Week: Jerry Jones

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Most of our dishonorees here at WOW are sports’ equivalent of working stiffs who find themselves whining against the vicissitudes of fate. Given their privileged positions, we show them no sympathy. But we recognize that their whining isn’t any different than our own rants against life’s frustrations great and small.

But our favorite whiners — in the sense that they’re the ones we love most to revile — are the guys in charge who complain about the hired help. If you own the organization, you’ve got no business whining about the people underneath you. If they fail to meet your expectations, the fault is yours for hiring them.

That’s how Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones comes to be our choice for Whiner of the Week. He hired his staff, including coach Wade Phillips. He has ignored many suggestions that he should hire different people, people who win ballgames in December and January, when they count the most.

And now he’s whining about the people he refuses to admit aren’t getting the job done.

Jones is particularly ticked about all the leaked stories about squabbles on the team. And he’s really upset anytime someone writes that there are people in the organization that don’t want Terrell Owens around — if you can imagine that.

So Jones has slapped a gag order not just on his assistant coaches and office staff, which other teams do, he’s also told Phillips to zip it. This means that the head coach couldn’t even comment on players he watched at the scouting combine.

The reason for the gag, Jones said, is because there have been false reports about the team. The reason we know they’re false is because Jones says they are, and we all know he would never try to spin a story to favor himself.

"The way to clear that (problem) up, because I'm the one who knows, is we get together and we all say it, so everybody hears it, at the same time. So we can find a way to cut back on some of this misinformation,” Jones told reporters.

So from now on, all misinformation comes from Jones. In his eyes, the problem is now solved.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/3298669/
 

bayeslife

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Same old, same old.

Not groundbreaking stuff here.

The agenda sure is easy to see.
 

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Vintage;2652600 said:
Wow.

Jerry really has you by the balls, doesn't he.


In a vice grip man, I swear I dont remember his last post that didnt mention Jerry lol
 

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BigDFan5;2652610 said:
In a vice grip man, I swear I dont remember his last post that didnt mention Jerry lol

Kinda like I've got you. ;)
 

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Bach;2652607 said:
I didn't write that. Don't shoot the messenger.

I swear, not to get off topic here, but this sounds eerily like the same response tr1 from extremeskins.com gives to all the Cowboys fan posters.

BigD can vouch for me here...


ANYWAY.

Posting articles about what's been written time and time again isn't going to get Jerry removed any faster. I don't get this. The search tool is there if you want to bask in them all.
 

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187beatdown;2652614 said:
I swear, not to get off topic here, but this sounds eerily like the same response tr1 from extremeskins.com gives to all the Cowboys fan posters.

BigD can vouch for me here...


ANYWAY.

Posting articles about what's been written time and time again isn't going to get Jerry removed any faster. I don't get this. The search tool is there if you want to bask in them all.

I didn't see this one posted before.
 

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Bach;2652627 said:
I didn't see this one posted before.

You know what I mean.

Is any of that stuff news to anyone here?

Jerry is bad... firing is good.

It's almost as bad as T.O. articles.
 

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Bach, the av title is a joke. Let me know if you want a custom one. Or if you like this one.

:grin:
 

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Hostile;2652729 said:
Bach, the av title is a joke. Let me know if you want a custom one. Or if you like this one.

:grin:


Oh, please leave it. Its perfect.
 

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Hostile;2652729 said:
Bach, the av title is a joke. Let me know if you want a custom one. Or if you like this one.

:grin:

I'll keep it if I can give you one. Deal? ;)
 

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Bach;2652880 said:
I'll keep it if I can give you one. Deal? ;)
I'm not supposed to change mine. Believe me I want a different one. I'll remove it.
 

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I was thinking whiner of the week would be an award for some around here, who hang on every word and then pick it apart to suite their own need.
 

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Wow.

Jerry really has you by the balls, doesn't he.

In a vice grip man, I swear I dont remember his last post that didnt mention Jerry lol

Bach;2652611 said:
Kinda like I've got you. ;)
Don't ask, don't tell, bro. I think that policy should apply everywhere, IMO.
 

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*Yawn* Another article on the same old, same old. You'd think, by now, that they'd at least come up with something new and fresh to complain about when it comes to Jerry.
 

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One difference in this article is that it's national press, not local media.
 

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But still spewing the exact same things pretty much so it's a national media simply piggybacking what a local media has been saying.

It's old news is all.
 

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BraveHeartFan;2653251 said:
But still spewing the exact same things pretty much so it's a national media simply piggybacking what a local media has been saying.

It's old news is all.

And it's still pretty much accurate.
 
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