Who is wealthy enough to buy the Dallas Cowboys

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UVAwahoos;3028484 said:
He won't die...particularly if Al Davis keeps ticking. It's like a competition between those two for how many draft picks they can trade away and how long they can live.

We are in mucho trouble for a long long time.

Everyone gets somewhat senile as they age. Jerry was already pretty senile coming into it. I do not see this ending well. On the bright side, he likes our chances this season. Apparently we're like the 2007 NY Giants.

Stay classy, GM.

Snyder has already traded away more picks than either Al Davis or Jerry Jones. :)

Any of the remaining Waltons can afford to buy a sports franchise.
 
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MarionBarberThe4th;3028653 said:
Mikhail Prokohov, Billionaire Russian NJ Nets owner and prostitute enthusiast.

Interesting idea. Those Miller Lite Dancing Girls would be the Cowboys Pole Dancers, and Jones can resign Pacman Jones and he can make it rain- er sprinkle in the Party Pass areas.
 

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HowAboutThemCowboys;3028538 said:
I have a rich uncle. I know he's rich because he drives a high-end Buick.
1991 Impala's don't count as high end. :D
 

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HowAboutThemCowboys;3028538 said:
I have a rich uncle. I know he's rich because he drives a high-end Buick.

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joseephuss;3028710 said:
Snyder has already traded away more picks than either Al Davis or Jerry Jones. :)

Any of the remaining Waltons can afford to buy a sports franchise.


Ok...lets throw Snyder into the convo also then. How does that make Jerry's continued survival any better?
 

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I could totally buy the team, I just don't want to.

totally.
 
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