who will be the next cowboys coach?

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just getting a feel for the general layout for who everyone feels will be the next coach. just lob out a few goods and bads and maybe we can get some cross info going on the coach candidates. if other, just name someone else you feel is in line and the why's.
 

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Wade Phillips.

Jerry the Terrible will make sure that happens.
 

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There's approximately 456 threads discussing that subject as I type this......

But since you asked, I'm leaning toward Pee Wee Herman as our next coach. You heard it here first.
 

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parcells316;1329770 said:
Wade Phillips.

Jerry the Terrible will make sure that happens.

would he still be terrible if Phillips came here...we win 11 or 12 games and have a defense that finally reaches a dominant level? (ie, plays to the potential)

David
 

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Jay-D;1329778 said:
There's approximately 456 threads discussing that subject as I type this......

But since you asked, I'm leaning toward Pee Wee Herman as our next coach. You heard it here first.

were any in an actual tracking poll? the mods can delete it if we already have one going.
 

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No, but the likelihood of a soon to be 60 year old retread coach who has never won anything, making that happen are remote at best.
I'm hoping the worst GM in football hires a young NFL assistant like Josh McDaniels, OC for Belichick.
Parcells said he's too old, the results bear that out, let's get a young rising coach in here.
 

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parcells316;1329796 said:
No, but the likelihood of a soon to be 60 year old retread coach who has never won anything, making that happen are remote at best.
I'm hoping the worst GM in football hires a young NFL assistant like Josh McDaniels, OC for Belichick.
Parcells said he's too old, the results bear that out, let's get a young rising coach in here.

cool - more names.
 

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Jay-D;1329778 said:
There's approximately 456 threads discussing that subject as I type this......

But since you asked, I'm leaning toward Pee Wee Herman as our next coach. You heard it here first.

Wrong again.
It will be Gilbert Gottfried.
Whats wrong with you?
 

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Josh McDaniels give him the job Jerry its well worth and wont cost crap ditty doodle for a few seasons till he wins those Superbowls.
 

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Artie Lange;1329804 said:
Wrong again.
It will be Gilbert Gottfried.
Whats wrong with you?

Now those would be the BEST PRESS CONFERENCES EVER.

Jerry could charge Pay-Per-View to watch them.

Brilliant!
 

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To be clear, this isn't a poll of who we want to be the next HC, right?
 

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Artie Lange;1329804 said:
Wrong again.
It will be Gilbert Gottfried.
Whats wrong with you?

Look, Artie Lange only knows stuff about the Yankees and Giants. Any reasonable person would know Gilbert is too busy with a new baby on the way. Maybe Ellie Offen or Crazy Alice? I bet Alice would motivate those players!
 

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step;1329852 said:
Look, Artie Lange only knows stuff about the Yankees and Giants. Any reasonable person would know Gilbert is too busy with a new baby on the way. Maybe Ellie Offen or Crazy Alice? I bet Alice would motivate those players!
Ellie Offen would be good....... RIIIGHTT!!!! THATS GANGSTA TALK!!!!!
 

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Why is everyone always into predicting things. Be original and wait for the anouncement. Like any of us could change the outcome. Trust me when the name comes out 50% will like the choice( best thing since bottled beer) and 50% will doom the Cowboy's future. 100% that we will still have discourse.

Back to your regular schedule program.
 

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braw;1329870 said:
Why is everyone always into predicting things. Be original and wait for the anouncement. Like any of us could change the outcome. Trust me when the name comes out 50% will like the choice( best thing since bottled beer) and 50% will doom the Cowboy's future. 100% that we will still have discourse.

Back to your regular schedule program.

i'm glad your life is full enough to the point where aimless speculation bears no meaning for you but questioning it is a valuable use of your time.
 
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