Who's the Best Drunken Partier?

Danny White

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Inspired by the Roethelisberger "Drink Like a Champion" thread, which well-known sports figure looks like he's having the best time?

The nominees:


Terps Coach Gary Williams
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Dirk Nowitski
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Former Iowa State Coach Larry Eustachy
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Eli Manning
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Ben Roethilsberger
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Williams looks like he is ready to blow chunks on those girls.
Dirk must be a pedophile. Looks like he is in an arcade.
But Eli got a pretty one with him.
Big Ben looks like a pirate, " AARrrggggg"

Eustachy is the only one that looks like he is not ready to pass out.
 

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Nobody tops Broadway Joe's Drunken antics on MNF.

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:lmao2:

Hilarious poll!

Notice how the women in all the pics look fairly sober. It's just the coaches and athletes that are drunk off their butts.
 

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TruBlueCowboy said:
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Hilarious poll!

Notice how the women in all the pics look fairly sober. It's just the coaches and athletes that are drunk off their butts.

That is because Isiah Thomas paid those women to get the guys drunk.
 

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Reggie "Tea Bag" Love not included?












Sorry, that was just wrong, but I couldn't help it.
 

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Gary Moeller, the former Michigan football coach inspired a whole new word for hammered on the Jim Rome Show...Moellered.
 

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You guys obviously never seen Taradise. She can out party all these guys. LOL

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DallasCowpoke said:
"I remember this one Fri night, WG and I were drinking "Slippery Nipples" at "Louie's Backyard" in Key West..... Wellllll, suddenly WG leans over and whispers in my ear........"
WoodysGirl said:
~drunkenly~ I want to kiss you. :p:

Seeeeeee, I TOLD y'all!! She's SO forward!

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Well, since we're on the topic, here's some more famous folks during their best moments:

Alleged drunk pic of our President during a party (you may have seen the video clip)

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Nick Nolte's famous mug shot after being arrested for drunk driving:

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Steve McQueen's mug shot while fully blasted after being pulled over for drunk driving:

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And then there's everybody's favorite drunk.....

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WV Cowboy said:
Any pictures of Ron Mexico, I hear he is a partier.

Your old enough to remember Foster Brooks...he used to make me laugh with his drunk routine.
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
Your old enough to remember Foster Brooks...he used to make me laugh with his drunk routine.

I remember Foster Brooks.

But Otis Campbell was my favorite drunk. You gotta respect a guy who knows when he's had enough, walks to the jail, lets himself into the cell, then lays down to sleep it off.
 

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BrAinPaiNt said:
Your old enough to remember Foster Brooks...he used to make me laugh with his drunk routine.
Yes, he was very funny.

Did you ever hear "Ajax Liqour Store" ?
 

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WV Cowboy said:
Yes, he was very funny.

Did you ever hear "Ajax Liqour Store" ?

If I have I don't recall...

Another one that was funny was red Skelton.
 
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