Why do we have to suck?

[Montanalo]

Sniff, sniff, Wahhhhhh, wahhhh.....
Why do we have to suck? Did Jerrah make a deal with the Devil? Did @PAPPYDOG put a hex on Dak? Does @aria have a Zeke Voodoo doll? Did @Hennessy_King put a curse on TCrawford? I just don't get it!!!! WHY,WHY?????

In my Shamwow voice, "Yes!! And, wait, there's more!!"

Really appreciate your sense of humor...

 

[jwitten82]

Sniff, sniff, Wahhhhhh, wahhhh.....
Why do we have to suck? Did Jerrah make a deal with the Devil? Did @PAPPYDOG put a hex on Dak? Does @aria have a Zeke Voodoo doll? Did @Hennessy_King put a curse on TCrawford? I just don't get it!!!! WHY,WHY?????

If I was on your team, I'd tear it apart...ya heard me?

 

[aria]

Stop sticking needles into your Zeke doll until after the season!

I’m willing to bet if anyone has dolls, it’s zeke. It probably carries one in his purses.

 

[CouchCoach]

They beat the 0-3 team and lost to the 3-0 teams, isn't that what the Cowboys do?

The O is putting up an average of 35 in the last 2 games, that does not suck. Giving up an average of 38 sucks.

I just will never get it. All off season we're concerned about the defense and the defense has proven itself to be a concern. Some cheered the picking of a WR in the first round with a questionable defense, can't have it both ways. Cowboys could have surely used a LB instead of another WR yesterday and the week before.

 

[aikemirv]

Sniff, sniff, Wahhhhhh, wahhhh.....
Why do we have to suck? Did Jerrah make a deal with the Devil? Did @PAPPYDOG put a hex on Dak? Does @aria have a Zeke Voodoo doll? Did @Hennessy_King put a curse on TCrawford? I just don't get it!!!! WHY,WHY?????

I am thinking door number 1 - just my opinion.

I thought the Devil just went down to Georgia though!

 

[Tommy]

Why?

Last year Garrett was the reason for all our loses.

This years it's the Jones boys.

 

[Vanilla2]

It’s all a magic trick. Tons of people buy into the yearly smoke and mirrors only to get the ol 8-8 switcheroo. And the joneses are laughing all the way to geese on their yacht. Good for them bad for us.

 

[aikemirv]

I’m willing to bet if anyone has dolls, it’s zeke. It probably carries one in his purses.

They do make those feed me dolls don't they!

 

[fansince68]

I actually still think we’re very good and we’ll mop up the NFCE. I only see 2-3 losses left on our schedule.

Mop up the NFCE? We always play to the level of our opponents. Our NFCE opponents suck.

 

[Ranching]

In my Shamwow voice, "Yes!! And, wait, there's more!!"

Really appreciate your sense of humor...

I appreciate you being to tell that I'm joking. I'm sure some will attack me!! Lol, salud and have a great week!!!

 

[aria]

They do make those feed me dolls don't they!

Lol, no idea.

 

[aria]

Mop up the NFCE? We always play to the level of our opponents. Our NFCE opponents suck.

I keep hearing that but we’ve whooped the gnats the past 6 games and only one was close. We’ve won 8 out of the past 9 games to Washington. We’ve won 6 out of the last 9 vs the Eagles and this may be one of their worst teams in recent memory.

Most of those wins were by a good margin as well. This “division games are always tough” is poppycock. It’s nonsense. It’s fictional, It’s made up. It’s an untrue rumor that I hear every year.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Sniff, sniff, Wahhhhhh, wahhhh.....
Why do we have to suck? Did Jerrah make a deal with the Devil? Did @PAPPYDOG put a hex on Dak? Does @aria have a Zeke Voodoo doll? Did @Hennessy_King put a curse on TCrawford? I just don't get it!!!! WHY,WHY?????

Why we suck?
Here's why...GM Jerry in the house baby!!!

 

[aikemirv]

Lol, no idea.

 

[irishline]

When life gets you down, and your team just lost, just be glad you’re not a Falcons fan!!!

 

[aria]

Lol, very nice!