Why doesnt Garrett coach college

[kuyyo_morro]

Why cant he go to some universities who are not expected to win such as Univ of South La or Toledo and so many more.

Get paid, will work when his team can outmuscle other team. Other than that just stay pat and collect paycheck. When they play Alabama, no one expects him to win. He can clap and buttslap as much as he wants.

 

[Aviano90]

Wouldn’t be able to recruit.

 

[Blake]

That's an easy answer. Because even they wouldn't stoop so low as to hire numnutz.

 

[Zman5]

He should go into politics. He's good at scamming people. There is a reason why Ozzie Newsome told him he could become the president.

 

[Doomsday]

He would have to actually win in College .500 wont cut it.

Unlike here where he gets a free pass every season.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Why cant he go to some universities who are not expected to win such as Univ of South La or Toledo and so many more.

Get paid, will work when his team can outmuscle other team. Other than that just stay pat and collect paycheck. When they play Alabama, no one expects him to win. He can clap and buttslap as much as he wants.

Hes a perfect fit here because the cowboys are not expected to win either

 

[Mannix]

Why doesn't he sell the rights to his Bat Utility Belt to Mattel or Hasbro and retire. Is there anyone other than Jerry, Stephen, or "maybe" his own wife who believes in this boob???

 

[Ranching]

Wouldn’t be able to recruit.

Idgit would be his QB.

 

[Hardline]

He could be a clip board holder for coach Saban.

 

[Alexander]

Why doesn't he coach someone else? You know, I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Elusive6thRing]

Wouldn’t be able to recruit.

He would just clap at people's houses and they would think something's wrong with him.

 

[FTWayne]

He's got to start somewhere, so I say high school first. Baby steps.