CFZ Why hasn't this obvious problem been addressed?

Bobhaze

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Rowdy. :laugh:

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

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Jerry is keeping a new mascot in his back pocket for when he runs out of things to sell.
 

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What will Mickey do then if he's banned?

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Doesn't Whistling Ray have any grandkids, or great grandkids, that can carry on his tradition? Loved watching that guy at Texas Stadium.
Crazy Ray was the best!! I loved when the Washington mascot came to the stadium and the 2 of them would pretend to be fighting each other. I read somewhere that both of them were actually very good friends!!
 

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Rowdy. :laugh:

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

:flagwave:
Dont care for this creepy mascot.
Ship him to DC where he can hang out with the other creepy mascot, Major Turdy.
 

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Rowdy. :laugh:

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

:flagwave:
It’s always been rowdy. And people want to blame the players
 

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Rowdy. :laugh:

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

:flagwave:
I thought Jerry, was Rowdy...buzzkill!
 

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Rowdy. :laugh:

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

:flagwave:
:grin:
 
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