CFZ Why hasn't this obvious problem been addressed?

[5Stars]

Rowdy.

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

You really want to know why? It's because Reality has defaulted to his picture so when other posters, new or old have to look at his handsome face. lol

At least change it to a football instead.

 

[Rockport]

Rowdy was banned from riding his 4 wheeler on the field at the same time the cheerleaders are on the field. After he almost ran one over.

Parcells chased him off as well.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Rowdy is the type to show up at a sorority cookout wearing a tank top that says "Too Cool" and does the robot dance when he gets drunk.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Remove Rowdy or we riot!

Attica! Attica! Attica!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You really want to know why? It's because Reality has defaulted to his picture so when other posters, new or old have to look at his handsome face. lol

At least change it to a football instead.

I heard he resembles a young Ward Bond.

 

[plymkr]

I have been saying this for years. Rowdy is the real curse / jinx.

He has to be now that Jerry put Jimmy into the ROH. There’s only one loose end now and his name is Rowdy.

If I’m Rowdy I’m getting my resume ready. I’m sure he can get hired in a haunted house they have in October to jump out and scare kids.

 

[plasticman]

They should hold some type of tribunal. It's only fair that Rowdy be given the opportunity to defend himself.

However, if Rowdy has nothing to say then we can assume his guilt in this devious plot to undermine the Cowboys.

I recommend purification by fire.

 

[plasticman]

Well it can't be easy to see out of that big plastic head!

What?

Rowdy isn't real? He's a costume?

I always assumed he had the same disease as that kid in the movie "Mask".

 

[ArtClink]

Rowdy.

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

Great idea. They should feed Rowdy thru a wood chipper and charge admission at the Star.

 

[Bobhaze]

They should hold some type of tribunal. It's only fair that Rowdy be given the opportunity to defend himself.

However, if Rowdy has nothing to say then we can assume his guilt in this devious plot to undermine the Cowboys.

I recommend purification by fire.

Great idea. They should feed Rowdy thru a wood chipper and charge admission at the Star.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

This has been brought up quite a bit throughout the years.. Been sick of seeing that goofy face along with Jerry’s yellow teeth grin. Both gots to go. And take little Enis with you.

 

[Bobhaze]

This has been brought up quite a bit throughout the years.. Been sick of seeing that goofy face along with Jerry’s yellow teeth grin. Both gots to go. And take little Enis with you.

We’re overdue for a new general avatar around here!

 

[gimmesix]

Rowdy.

Exactly 28 years ago, the Cowboys top brass introduced the now infamous Cowboys mascot “Rowdy”. And we haven’t won a divisional playoff game since. The plastic permanent “failed smile” coupled with the scary clown face qualities have made this mascot the bane of small children everywhere. Coincidence?…or curse? (Cue the dramatic music)

So if Jerry can’t admit that Jerry himself is the primary problem with this organization and the biggest cause of the last 28 years of frustration, why couldn’t he make Rowdy the scapegoat? If Jerry’s not the problem, surely Rowdy is!

What a great press conference we could hear! Jerry starts the annual “State of the Cowboys” presser by announcing, “We’re uh, making uh, uh, uh, a change uh, at the uh mascot position, and I’m uh smiling when I uh say that.”

Resurrect Crazy Ray!

 

[LACowboysFan1]

Okay, all the excitement I can handle for one day. TWO DE's signed. My heart, my heart, my recently ablated heart!

Off to bed for me....

 

[DallasEast]

I have a certain... fondness... for Rowdy that I have shared in the form of images over the years. My two favorites were:

and

Spoiler

A fellow member or two have been offended by the second one in the past. Do not click on the spoiler tag if you are the squeamish type.

 

[Bobhaze]

I have a certain... fondness... for Rowdy that I have shared in the form of images over the years. My two favorites were:

and

Spoiler

A fellow member or two have been offended by the second one in the past. Do not click on the spoiler tag if you are the squeamish type.

 

[McMicah]

The rangers and Mavs have a horse mascot. Why not make rowdy a horse? Show some unity across the DFW sports

 

[Shane612]

Cowboys need another "Crazy Ray".

 

[noshame]

Because after a few JWs Rowdy starts to look kinda cute in Jerry's eyes?

 

[Coogiguy03]

Rowdy was banned from riding his 4 wheeler on the field at the same time the cheerleaders are on the field. After he almost ran one over.

Drinking whatever Jerry is drinking