Why I think fat boy Parcells is staying

GimmeTheBall!

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Jerra is smarter than what we give him credit for. He is not letting Parcells go when money is at stake. He just wants the publicity that translates into selling merchandise. He's enjoying the uncertainty that fans have.

He didn't let Parcells say bye to Zimmer and the special teams coaches if BP would not be here later to hire replacements.

If Parcells was on his way back to New York, I firmly believe Jerra would have wanted Zimmer to stay.

Whether you are among the Parcells boot lickers here or are in the level-headed, pragmatic camp, you have to really wonder why Jerra has made this waiting period into an NFL drama.

The reason is largely Parcell's ego.

You see, Parcells is at the end of his game.
To say that the game has passed him by is trite, cliche. But it is true.
Parcells wanted to be the Giants GM.
Now, having no other option left to him except to COACH THE MOST GLAMOROUS AND WELL-KNOWN TEAM IN THE UNIVERSE, Parcells is resigned to stay and suffer here with measley millions and talent that would make most other coaches' mouths ovulate. (har-har)
So he figures when he announces he'll stay, the Parcells boot lickers will be so grateful.

Yes, fat boy parcells is staying.
Get ready for another year of mismanaged games and looney tunes strategies.

Above all, I fault Jerra for making this a stay-or-leave drama.
This could have been a time for interviewing for coaches who, maybe just want to JOIN THE GREATEST NFL FRANCHISE IN THE UNIVERSE AND THE MOST HIGH PROFILE PROFESSION TEAM IN TNE UNIVERSE!

Too bad. We could have had Stoops.
We could have had that guy Cameron who just joined the Dolphins.
We could have had Nutt from Arkansas (naw, not really, he likes it there in Fayetteville).
We could have had Carroll (at the right price) from USC. Or even Neiuheisel.

But no.
Another year of an old fat guy on the sidelines daydreaming about New York and New Jersey. Contemptuous of Texas, Dallas and the owner.

Hurry up, Father Time. Make the months go quickly and let us get first crack at Cowher.

The Dallas Cowboys deserve better than Parcells.

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BigDFan5;1322303 said:
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ

And if you wanna sleep, i suggest you see the Seattle game film as coached by your genius parcells.

OK, the rest of you Parcells acolytes stand and be counted.

If you love him combing back, you must have loved the last month of Cowboys' play/strategy.

:lmao2:
 

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GimmeTheBall!;1322307 said:
OK, the rest of you Parcells acolytes stand and be counted.

If you love him combing back, you must have loved the last month of Cowboys' play/strategy.

:lmao2:

Its kind of amusing that without me having said anything or having shown anywhere that I want BP to return you want to lump me into a group because I didnt applaud your dumb, repetetive, tired thread
 

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theebs;1322302 said:
I dont even know how to respond to this....

:bang2: this works

:banghead: so does this one

:shootme: this ones not too bad

:rolleyes: but I perfer to stay simple
 

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Just FYI.

I got your back, though.
 

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Calling him "fat boy" in your thread title will immediately endear you to your target audience... yeah... that'll work :rolleyes:

Tact is your word of the day. Use some.
 

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wow,, how creative and orginal.. yet another Parcells hate thread. These threads are getting tiresome,, I dont mind people not wanting him back, I don't mind people that hate him for what he has or has not done in Dallas,, Heck I dont care if you hate him because as you say,, he is fat.. But isn't there about 1 million of these hate threads already.. do you really have to start a new thread every hour to proclaim your hatered for the man?
 

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GimmeTheBall!;1322301 said:
Another year of an old fat guy on the sidelines daydreaming about New York and New Jersey. Contemptuous of Texas, Dallas and the owner.

wth is this?
 

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GimmeTheBall!;1322301 said:
Hurry up, Father Time. Make the months go quickly and let us get first crack at Cowher.
The Cowher threads will be hot and heavy next January if BP does indeed come back.
 

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big dog cowboy;1322386 said:
The Cowher threads will be hot and heavy next January if BP does indeed come back.
I think so too, and I'd be fine with that. Better Cowher in 2008 than Wade Phillips any year.
 

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threads like this make me ashamed to be a cowboys fan for a moment.
 

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chinch;1322712 said:
threads like this make me ashamed to be a cowboys fan for a moment.

Me too...makes me realize how far we've fallen that we have to pin our hopes and dreams on Purcells.

I'm going to root for the Cowboys whether his meatskirted arse is on the sidelines or not and, if so, pray that he can take us to the promised land. I'll try not to get sick when the camera flashes to him and we see the look of indigestion mixed with dementia he seems to have patented over the past few years.

Of course, I get that same look when Bradie James and Roy Willy are in pass coverage...I guess I can empathize.
 

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Skin;1322721 said:
Me too...makes me realize how far we've fallen that we have to pin our hopes and dreams on Purcells.

just like where...wait, who exactly are you pinning your hopes on?
 
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