Why is Noah Brown masquerading as an NFL WR?

Mannix

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I won't even bring up the fact that he has pictures of Booger....and looks to now have pictures of Dak....or the fact that he should have been churned off this roster 3-4 years ago....or the fact that BAD THINGS HAPPEN when he is on the field. Someone about three (3) weeks ago here made the astute observation that he always seems to fall down after catching the ball...a few minutes ago they replayed yesterdays pick 6 on First Fake and I noticed that Brown falls backward on his butt FOR NO APPARENT REASON....so had the DB whiffed on the pick, the catch would have been meaningless. Never mind the sucking....does this guy have some kind of chemical imbalance....or is he simply trying to imitate Foster Brooks after watching some old Dean Martin special? The only way this WR corp has a chance Monday, is if this guy is deactivated so there is a ZERO chance of him getting on the field. I realize that he is only one of about a dozen other issues, but this issue can easily be nipped in the bud....Hilton and/or a second TE, needs to see 100% of his snaps.
 

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He obviously has pics of the Owners as this is two tenures now that keep bringing him back. The dude is nothing but a 5th or 6th WR yet we keep trotting him out there because he can block. Cooper Kupp weighs about 186 soaking wet and can block better than him!
 

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I for one think Brown has been good for us this year. I don't get it. Not like the team uses him as a #1 or #2 guy. He's probably going to be our #4 WR in the playoffs and a good STs guy
??? He gets more targets than anyone on the team....yet all he does is fart and fall down.
 

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I don't understand why every crucial sequence he goes to Noah. Noah is a great ST player. Nice blocker. But his game severely drops when asked to become a consistent pass catcher
 

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There is nothing wrong with Noah Brown as a player.
A big, somewhat physical receiver who is a good special teams contributor.
The problem is he should be our 4th or 5th WR, and we target him as a #2.
Gallup's recovery and play is a problem. He was supposed to be #2 is is simply not there yet.
 

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They treat him like he is Randy Moss throwing up bombs. He is not Randy Moss and should not be on the other end of those bombs.
 

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I won't even bring up the fact that he has pictures of Booger....and looks to now have pictures of Dak....or the fact that he should have been churned off this roster 3-4 years ago....or the fact that BAD THINGS HAPPEN when he is on the field. Someone about three (3) weeks ago here made the astute observation that he always seems to fall down after catching the ball...a few minutes ago they replayed yesterdays pick 6 on First Fake and I noticed that Brown falls backward on his butt FOR NO APPARENT REASON....so had the DB whiffed on the pick, the catch would have been meaningless. Never mind the sucking....does this guy have some kind of chemical imbalance....or is he simply trying to imitate Foster Brooks after watching some old Dean Martin special? The only way this WR corp has a chance Monday, is if this guy is deactivated so there is a ZERO chance of him getting on the field. I realize that he is only one of about a dozen other issues, but this issue can easily be nipped in the bud....Hilton and/or a second TE, needs to see 100% of his snaps.
T Y was a huge disappointment yesterday.
He had 2 passes hit him in the hands and dropped both.
You got Lamb and a bunch of scrubs at WR.
 

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Our receives rank #32 in separation.

We have Lamb, the corpse of TY Hilton, and not much else.

I am extremely disappointed in Gallup but I’m hoping we can chalk this poor season up to his injury and he’ll be better next year. Either way, the team completely botched the position and it will force us to spend a high draft pick on a WR next year.
 

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There is nothing wrong with Noah Brown as a player.
A big, somewhat physical receiver who is a good special teams contributor.
The problem is he should be our 4th or 5th WR, and we target him as a #2.
Gallup's recovery and play is a problem. He was supposed to be #2 is is simply not there yet.
....and we got a bag of potato chips for Amari to hold onto. Stale potato chips, at this point.
 

Roadtrip635

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He's a JAG and should have been churned off the roster. He's serviceable, but bottom of the roster, low ceiling, the exact kind of player that gets churned for someone with more upside, potential and development.
 
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